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• Touch Makes Me Sick by CrazedTheKitsune

  Fandoms: Team Fortress 2  

  • Not Rated
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  02 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Medic (Team Fortress 2)/You
  • Medic (Team Fortress 2)
  • Scout (Team Fortress 2)
  • Engineer (Team Fortress 2)
  • Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
  • Soldier (Team Fortress 2)
  • Spy (Team Fortress 2)
  • Demoman (Team Fortress 2)
  • Heavy (Team Fortress 2)
  • Not quite sure what I'm doing yet but I'll get there
  • I'll add more tags as I go don't worry
  • reader is both plural coded and alterhuman coded because I said so
  • Reader uses he/him and it/that pronouns
  • Reader is transmasc
  • this is my first fanfic go easy on me
  • Mostly just following what I see to be categorized as a /reader on here so if it's too far into oc territory just let me know and I'll change the tags
  • reader is an additional class
  • AU where some of the bodies just don't despawn for some reason (I may or may not give this lore later who knows)
  • no beta we die
  • we just die
  • I don't speak German so it'll probably be shitty sorry in advance
  • medic wants so bad to be the best buildabear'er
  • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con

  Summary

  You're a new hire on base, the Bookkeeper (or just Keeper). Your job is to take note of all of non-despawning bodies, note how they died, any injuries, whatever else seems important, take some close-ups for proof, then cremate them (as it's easier to get rid of ash than a whole ass body). You also repeat this process with any random bodies Ms. Pauling may bring in. Overall, you're having a time.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  10,857

  Chapters:

  8/?

  Comments:

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