18 Works by CrashedKayak_4_Life

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  1. we are in a lot of trouble (very seldom await the love that I call trouble) by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)  

    15 May 2026

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    the gals take a break from the horrors (and their drinks) to make out

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    57

  2. Forever We Rotate (always apart) by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Mouthwashing (Video Game)  

    04 May 2026

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    Daisuke's thoughts on Tim as they age on and on, yet are always apart.

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    2/2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    30

  3. forced compliance by

    Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    28 Apr 2026

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    the web forces Daisuke to go through the same day until it gets it desired results

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    1/1
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  4. breathing hurts (but at least I'm comfy) by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Mouthwashing (Video Game)  

    23 Apr 2026

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    It traps Daisuke there and it does not care, in this world where it's food is scarce betrayal became expected. Daisuke served it so loyally but now he's trapped in the constant pressure of being buried alive. He no longer is comforted by his patron- but tormented by it. Like he tormented the ones in his situation. He should feel regret, but he's too paralyzed by fear to do anything anymore.

     

    Or; the Eyepocalypse doesn't end and Daisuke, previously a Buried Avatar, gets tormented by his patron-.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    25

  5. My Head, it Aches and I am Done. by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Mouthwashing (Video Game)  

    22 Apr 2026

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    I grunt in pain as my head throbs, again .

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    26

  6. a picnic (a dream come true) by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    09 Apr 2026

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    and they all went picnicking (feat homosexuality)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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  7. kisses all over (except on the floor) by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    08 Apr 2026

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    Jon: “Let’s makeout at work”

    Martin: *blushes*

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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  8. hugs and kisses (all while blind) by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    07 Apr 2026

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    "MAHTIN WHERE ARE YOU"

    "I'm here for you, as always"

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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  9. I really loved you you know by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    04 Apr 2026

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    Martin must die, Jon must do the deed

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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  10. a Lot more Breaking than Actually Entering by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    03 Apr 2026

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    Martin and Jon have to go to an old house called the murder house, along the way they break much. Once there they must be sure not to break

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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  11. Secrets Revealed by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Mechanisms (Band)  

    02 Apr 2026

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    Mahtin I was in a band,

    Oh really what band

    The mechs-

    The one with the hot eyeliner guy????

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    English
    Words:
    385
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    249

  12. and they were all trans (except for one-) by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    01 Apr 2026

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    Daisuke: Wowza I'm trans and ur trans and my boyfriend trans and we're all trans!

    Michael: *laughter*

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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  13. “the most important thing in the world” by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Mouthwashing (Video Game)  

    16 Mar 2026

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    I meet him forever ago, my first love that is. He was older than me, but not by much. I had crushes on both girls and boys before him so it wasn’t much of shock when I crushed on him. It was a shock when I fell in love with him though. His dazzling personality and flirtatious manner swept me off my feet. They say you never forget your first love and I know for a fact that, is true.

     

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    Not all relationships last forever, in fact most don’t. This isn't always a bad thing. After all humans are fluid in everything. But don’t let that fool you, love still last a long time and no one forgets their first love.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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  14. who knew death could hurt so? (i knew, i know.) by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)  

    24 Feb 2026

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    Somewhere else isn't the ideal place that we've imagined it to be. After all humans never were meant to be computers

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
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  15. (Sorry. Fuck, I'm Sorry) by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Mouthwashing (Video Game)  

    05 Feb 2026

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    There’s got to be a way to fix this relationship! But I know there isn’t, so when he refuses to take it for the third time I stop pushing. Reality comes sweeping down on me and I don't like it. But I know that staying with him won’t make things better, pretending never does. I sulk to the door, the house feeling far too quiet in comparison to our fighting. Anger fills me, pure rage, at the thought that I could’ve saved this relationship if I’d just done better. Halfway between the door and him I stop and turn, rage dripping from my eyes in a blurry, salty liquid. My last thoughts before the explosion of my glass heart could all but pierce the silence;

    i hope this hurts.

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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    1
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  16. Tell the Truth; What're You Hiding Behind That Face? by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Landlady - Roald Dahl  

    16 Jan 2026

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    Me and Tim walk into her house as she all but drags us upstairs but Tim stops.

    "Oh, uh- we're not here to stay. We wanted to ask you some questions about your guests actually," Tim says and I add a small "yea". The lady stares at us for a second before forcing us to sit down on her sofa.

    "Go ahead, ask your questions," she says smilingly directly at me, again. Which is weird because I'm not the one who'll be asking the questions. But that shouldn't be a problem, we'll ask the question and leave, safe and sound.

     

    or: Tim and Daisuke go to investigate Margratine [the Landlady from The Landlady] as a follow up to a statement and last longer than most do.

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  17. My God What's Wrong With Me? by

    Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Mouthwashing (Video Game)  

    06 Dec 2025

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    What happens to all those who died? All those who never got to make a statement? Maybe some of them survived, maybe good can happen in a world ruled by fear. This is just as much of a possibility of Gwendolyn actually wanting to be at school. Neither of these things will ever happen. Gwen knows this. Gwen knows the world hates her and wants her to die. She hates the world back calling everything stupid and/or dumb. But how could anyone blame her when the world is 'upgrading' by making more and more thing monochromatic and sucking the joy out of life! Well everything seemed painted monochromatic, but that was before she stepped through the yellow door, b̶e̶f̶o̶r̶e̶ ̶s̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶a̶d̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶o̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶m̶i̶s̶t̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶,̶ now things look- off. But it's the same? Gwen doesn't know and thinking about to much is giving her headache. She should probably just leave it alone and wait for the day to be over. Will she? No. Absolutely not.

    or: I put one of my Oc's through The Spiral

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    Comments:
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  18. For Some Reason I Find Myself Lost In What You Think Of Me by

    Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

    01 Oct 2025

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    Tim and Daisuke meet exactly once. Then they don't stop meeting, eventually the line between strangers and friends blur. This leads Daisuke more and more into Tim's life. Also they're only a little bit gay for each other.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    51

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