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“What?” Naruto asks, making a face at him. “Is there something on my face?”
Sasuke hums, considering him.
“Alright,” he says, pushing his plate away to be dealt with later. “Give me your best pitch. Why should we get married?”
Naruto sucks in a breath, and then coughs as it gets stuck in his throat. His face turns an interesting shade of red, and he rubs at his neck once the coughing is under control.
“Oh man,” he mutters, fake scowling at Sasuke. “I was going to wait until dessert at least.”
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- Part 19 of Sasuke&Naruto oneshots
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29 Jun 2026
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The World’s Swolest Baby Deer by PurplePersnickety
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Jul 2023
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It was really, really fucking obvious that Kirishima had a crush on him. Katsuki knew it. All their friends knew it. The only person who didn’t seem to know was Kirishima himself, because Kirishima was an extra-special flavour of moron in some sort of denial.
Rated T for cursing and some innuendos.
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08 Jun 2026
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Life's a Drag(on) by PurplePersnickety
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Sep 2018
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"Sparky," Katsuki turned and laid a hand on Kaminari's shoulder. "I need you to know that the position of Best Man at our wedding is between you and a fucking dragon, so start psyching yourself up to fight for it."
"A what?" Kaminari repeated faintly.
Bakugou Katsuki currently experiences three major problems with his life:
1. He helped a dragon with a broken leg once and now it keeps showing up outside his house all the time.
2. He has a huge hopeless crush on the guy with the red hair and the freaky teeth who just moved into the village.
3. He has no idea what to do about either of the above.- Language:
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03 Jun 2026
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They were roommates in college. Best friends, until one drunken night changed everything.
Seventeen years later, Sasuke is divorced and his daughter is staying with him for the school year. He hasn't spoken to Naruto since college graduation.
Then, Sarada brings home her new boyfriend, and suddenly, the past Sasuke has been running from is sitting right in his living room.
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"Hey, Mr. Uchiha," he says, voice bright and unbothered. "My name's Uzumaki Boruto."
There's a long beat of silence. Sarada glances up at him, confused.
Sasuke doesn't move. He can't.
His throat is dry. His hands are cold.
And for the first time in years, Uchiha Sasuke finds himself entirely, devastatingly, speechless.
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02 Mar 2026
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In which Sasuke thinks they're dating, and Naruto is the last one to find out.
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"I mean, you are so important to me," he continues.
Something flashes across Sasuke's face. Fear? Sadness? Naruto can't tell.
"We're close. And we've been through a lot together," he says.
Sasuke's eyes drop, and his hand tightens around his thigh.
"And I don't want to lose you," Naruto says. "Ever."
Sasuke looks up sharply. "Are you breaking up with me?"
"Breaking up— What?"
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29 Jan 2026
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per my last email by phanatics for eggmuffins
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 Mar 2025
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[NOTE: This message has been flagged by MHA administration for inappropriate language.]
Thu, 3 July at 16:38
FROM: Takami Keigo ([email protected])
TO: Todoroki Touya ([email protected])SUBJECT: RE: RE: Q2 report
touya if u don’t send me that fucking report right now i’m going to have to kill myself
Two employees. One summer. Zero fucks. Many shenanigans.
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01 Jan 2026
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Summer into Fall by dorothycanfly for heya_but_better
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Oct 2025
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"Why are we here?"
Dabi shrugs and twists his mouth into a smirk. "It's quiet. We're alone."
"We could be alone in your room, or in my apartment. Anywhere." Hawks' gaze tries to catch his in the reflection of the water, hunting for the truth Dabi is hiding behind his teeth.
Dabi turns to look at Hawks, and lets go of his hand to take off his shirt. The hero's eyes rake over his chest like burning coals.
"Come swim with me."
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All things die. All seasons end. All monsters are slain.
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27 Dec 2025
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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21 Dec 2025
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he doesn't look a thing like jesus (but he talks like a gentleman) by cangji
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 May 2022
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kindergarten teacher xie lian is adept at minding his own business and getting on with his life - until he discovers one of his students has a very attractive uncle who may or may not be involved with organized crime.
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27 Jun 2025
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“You’re going to marry the prince of Karasuno,” Kenma’s father told him on the first day of midsummer.
King Kozume Takeshi did not so much as look up from the letter he was writing at his desk as he said it. His manner suggested he was advising that the evening meal would be held fifteen minutes late; the life-altering statement was that matter-of-fact, and carried the same expectation that he would not be questioned.
“Very well,” Kenma said, when the skritching of the quill stopped pointedly and he realized that some sort of answer was expected of him. He blinked. “Is that all?”
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or: an arranged marriage au where everyone is in love with the wrong person.
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23 Oct 2024
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' "You owe me something," Kenma said.
This admission did catch Tetsurou off guard. "Have we met before?" That couldn't be; he would have remembered those eyes.
"No," Kenma said. "Or perhaps, many times."
"And what do I owe?"
He stilled as Kenma put a finger on his throat. "A life," the boy said.
Tetsurou swallowed, feeling that still cool finger resting against his skin. "Whose?"
"Who else?" Kenma asked. "Yours." '
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General Kuroo Tetsurou has failed in his duty. He must now endure the journey back home, escorting the last living member of the Haiba family to safety. Only once he has accomplished this task may he seek an honorable end. What he does not count on finding along the lonely path is someone else to lead the way—to whatever end is most fitting.
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15 Oct 2024
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“Hey, Kenma?” Kuroo said suddenly, tilting his head back a little to look up. He was close enough that his hair tickled Kenma’s arm.
Kenma glanced over, then back at his game. “Hm?”
Kuroo took a deep breath and let it out slowly. “I’m in love with you.”
Kenma blinked, losing track of his game for a split second. He paused it and looked down at the top of Kuroo’s head. The moment stretched on. “Oh,” he said, because there was nothing else he could think to say.
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21 Sep 2024
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Iwaizumi Hajime belongs to the House of the White Rose coven: pristine, prestigious, holding magical purity above all else. But when he meets Oikawa Tooru, he's torn between what he thinks he wants and the life Oikawa offers to him.
It's only when he's sent on a dangerous assignment into the harsh Hell dimension of Hinokoku, that he realizes what "home" really means to him.
((A stand-alone prequel to Being Human: Origins.))
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- Part 3 of Being Human
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11 Sep 2024
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((Suddenly Tetsurou’s eyes are prickling. No. Ugh. No. This isn’t what he needs. Thinking of Kenma is nice. Not sad. Not—
/I wish you were here/, he types into the reply box, running from his thoughts again. This time they’re not a distant buzz; they chase after him. He presses send before they can catch up. Now he can feel embarrassed at sending such a useless, needy text, instead of feeling homesick and lonely.))
Kuroo is having a hard time in his second year of university away from friends; Kenma visits.
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20 Aug 2024
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you're the brake lines failing (as my car swerves off the freeway) by ghostpot
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
15 Aug 2020
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Kenma thinks that Kuroo looks ugly with his head bent against the arm of the couch like that. Then Kenma thinks that he wants to marry him, and is promptly thrown into the 5 stages of grief.
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03 Jul 2024
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In order to take Cheng Xiaoshi's mind off of a post-dive, Lu Guang decides that it's time to up the ante in the distraction department. Unfortunately, it means that he'll have to not only come to terms with his stance on his sexuality, he will also have to brave the aisle of safe sex at a convenience store.
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21 Jun 2024
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Sympathy for the devil by dorothycanfly
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Aug 2024
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15 Mar 2024
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halcyon by phanatics
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Sep 2023
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Since the end of the war, Hawks has spent his summers heading up a youth camp for kids with troublesome Quirks. It’s the least he can do, when the seasons drag in the city and Hawks is escaping ghosts he can’t outrun.
This year is looking to be the same as any other. He’s expecting campfires. He’s expecting mosquito bites. He’s expecting to end up in the lake.
He’s not expecting Dabi.
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09 Mar 2024
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This Side of Paradise by SatelliteBlue
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
05 May 2026
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Dabi is in the strange position of hiding from his past by being really, ridiculously obvious to everyone from his past on national TV. With the League bar a smoking ruin, he jumps straight from The Bachelorette into Bachelor In Paradise with the hope that the program’s “secret” location and army of bodyguards will keep him from being kidnapped a second time… or. Well. A third time, really. He just needs to play it cool, but that’s hard when Hawks has followed him to Paradise too, and Dabi can’t seem to concentrate on any of the other contestants.
Hawks is in the strange position of playing secret bodyguard for the man he’s fallen for, because the only other informants for the HPSC’s darkest secrets have either disappeared or been killed. This piles more angst on top of his already-confusing crush. Is he even allowed to have a crush? Emotions are hard. Hawks is suffering.
Meanwhile Natsuo is horrified but vindicated when he learns that the details of his brother’s death were forged; half of the U.A. staff is on the hunt for Oboro Shirakumo, who called into a radio show despite being dead for over ten years; and the League may not be villains, but they don’t take an insult laying down.
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- Part 2 of Will You Accept This Rose?
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02 Mar 2024
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Steve takes in Bucky's betrayed look and Sam's confusion, follows Sam's gaze to the pile of mangled fruit in the trash can. Sudden comprehension fills his face.
"Oh," he says. "Bucky found out about bananas."
In which an American icon is mourned. But probably not the one you're thinking of.
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09 Jan 2024