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Lap Dance: An Erotic Dance or Striptease Performed Close To, or Sitting on the Lap Of, a Paying Customer by cx_shhhh
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
19 Feb 2022
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“I told you already,” Enjolras grumbles. “I’m not going to celebrate my birthday, especially not at a strip club.”
Courfeyrac makes a vaguely disapproving sound. “No, that won’t do. Maybe getting laid will make that scowl go away.”
“Strip clubs aren't necessarily for getting laid,” Combeferre points out.
“Eh, then he can enjoy a lap dance.”
Enjolras buries his face in his hands in equal parts frustration and embarrassment. “We are not going to a strip club, and I am not getting a lap dance for my birthday.”
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30 Jun 2026
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Zoom Intruder by cholerka
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables (2012), Les Misérables - Schönberg/Boublil
05 May 2022
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Enjolras moved his Friday evening lecture online.
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28 Jun 2026
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"What—" Enjolras says, breath hitching at the sight, “What are you doing?”
Grantaire immediately freezes, and then pulls back, slightly. Even still, it’s closer than they’ve ever actually been, barely a foot between their faces.
"I…need to bite you?" he says, managing to sound both wry and nervous at the same time, "How exactly did you think this worked?"
In which Grantaire has recently been turned into a vampire, and Enjolras offers to help him.
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28 Jun 2026
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“I’m not going out tonight,” Enjolras says firmly, adjusting his glasses. “We have finals in two weeks.”
Courfeyrac pouts and tugs on his arm. “Just one night out won’t hurt. Even Combeferre is coming, and he’s, like, a certified nerd, so you have no excuses. Besides, taking a break is necessary, or you’ll burn out.”
“I appreciate the concern, but you know that a nightclub is the last place I’d visit to wind down anyway.”
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28 Jun 2026
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Grantaire collects Squishmallows and just happens to be missing the white cat one, so he offhandedly declares that he’d kiss whoever manages to find it for him.
Of course, Enjolras searches far and wide for this elusive Squishmallow and gives it to Grantaire.
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28 Jun 2026
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Grantaire made an inhuman whining sound. He was lying on his belly on their living room floor, transformed into a seal. Enjolras was perfectly aware that Grantaire had transformed purely because he knew how difficult it was for Enjolras to say no to him when he was that cute. But Enjolras refused to be so easily swayed on something so important.
“Fish don’t belong on pizza you monster.”
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- Part 2 of Selkie!Grantaire
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28 Jun 2026
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Grantaire’s vision, just as everyone who had not yet found their soulmate, remained stubbornly gray, save for the pops of red that stood out starkly against the muted tones. The sole color he could see, designed to guide him to his soulmate and differing between individuals, had led him one spring morning to a beautiful young man wearing a jacket the exact shade of scarlet he had alway seen, and he knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that he had found his soulmate.
The fact that his vision had not yet expanded to see all colors begged to differ.
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28 Jun 2026
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Enjolras managed a smile and took a deep breath. “I came here because I have something that I wanted to tell you, something that I should have told you a long time ago, but better late than never, right? Especially since you got hurt—” His voice broke on the word hurt, and Grantaire reached automatically for his hand, his smile long-since disappeared, replaced by a confused look. “So I came here to say it now. Grantaire, I lo—”
He didn’t even get the entire word out before Grantaire yelped and dropped his hand. “What the fuck?” he half-shouted, and Enjolras raised both eyebrows.
“Excuse me?”
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28 Jun 2026
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The answer is purple, what is the question? by TheGreenPenguin
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
20 Jul 2022
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"The answer is ‘437’, what is the question?"
The studio lights burned down on the set, the audience was in and the cameras were rolling. Grantaire smirked, making sure the camera operator was focused on him.
"Is it the number of times Enjolras brushes his hair on each side before bed?"
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Les Amis but it's Mock the Week
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27 Jun 2026
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Here’s the thing: Grantaire has superpowers.
He realized it when he turned fourteen, a sharp, exploding pain bursting on his face where his father’s fist had just broken his nose for the second time. Everything just hurt, it hurt so much, he wanted to get out, to leave, to escape – and then he’d been gone. He’d woke up, two hours later, in a park halfway across the city, blood leaking down his face and a migraine that had lasted a nauseating, tortured two more days.
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27 Jun 2026
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“The prince is finally putting out a challenge for his hand. He has a very loyal cat, you see. Whichever suitor, man or woman, can obtain the ring attached to the bow around its neck will be given the time of day.”
Or Enjolras is oblivious, and it impacts everyone around him in the best way possible.
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27 Jun 2026
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Keep Us Together by cloudyjuno
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables (2012)
31 Aug 2022
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Grantaire‘s current source of annoyance had moved in about two months ago, in which he’d never met the guy.
He didn’t know if the ominous neighbor was home alone or not, only that he was still keeping Grantaire awake at 4 in the morning, even though he’d been in bed by 12.
And really, he could deal with the loud music, had accepted it as white noise some time ago.
But the singing?
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26 Jun 2026
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Grantaire thinks that Enjolras is the most incredible and dedicated person that he has ever met; he's honest, bold and strong in his passions. But it soon becomes apparent that other people - particularly their teachers at their boarding school - do not feel the same way about him and his quirks.
While watching Enjolras struggle in class one day, Grantaire starts to wonder if Enjolras may be on the Autism Spectrum.
In his venture to support Enjolras through the ableism and unfair treatment, he learns more about the man that he loves more than anything - despite Combeferre and Courfeyrac warning him to stay away from their friend. He finds that they repeatedly ignore Enjolras' cries for help and decides to do what he can to support him through this.
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26 Jun 2026
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Joly’s eyes narrowed. “What did you do?”
Grantaire took a deep breath before blurting, “I cast a spell on Enjolras.”
“You—what?”
“I cast a spell on Enjolras,” Grantaire repeated, a little desperately. “A love spell, to be specific. And I’m pretty sure it worked.”
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- Part 15 of The Miserables Month 2022
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- English
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23 Jun 2026
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It's Much Too Early (So Be Patient, Love) by cx_shhhh
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
14 Nov 2022
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Grantaire thinks that he generally minds his own business, frequenting the library as well as the quaint shop in the village that sells art supplies. It’s really not his fault that the other villagers love to gossip about anything and everything, and he has long since learned to ignore the whispers and furtive glances in his direction.
More importantly, he isn't really a believer in the rumors that spread like wildfire, which he comes to regret pretty quickly.
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23 Jun 2026
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Grantaire took a deep breath. “I need you to remember that the handcuffs were your idea.”
Enjolras’s eyes narrowed. “Why?”
“Handcuffs, I might add, that don’t come with a safety release,” Grantaire added, clearly avoiding the question. “Which, had we used the pink fluffy ones that I have, would not have been the case, because those were meant—”
“Grantaire.” Grantaire fell silent and Enjolras gave him a look before repeating, “Why?”
“I lost the key.”
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- Part 20 of The Miserables Month 2022
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- English
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22 Jun 2026
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Instead, he found a brand new message from user Revolution1832: Hey, have you made a plan to vote?
Despite himself, Grantaire was intrigued, and even more despite himself, he couldn’t quite stop the smile that lifted the corners of his mouth, a smile that only grew when he clicked on the guy’s profile and saw how hot he was.
He settled back against the couch as he typed out his response. I am fascinated to know what your response rate is.
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- Part 22 of The Miserables Month 2022
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- English
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22 Jun 2026
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The Arms of the Ocean, so Sweet and so Cold by ShameDumpster
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
11 Nov 2022
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Sirens attack the crew of the dreaded pirate ship, the Musain. They send out Enjolras to deal with it, as in the past, he’s proven himself to be unaffected by their song.
Unfortunately for him, as he’s told Grantaire many times, things can (and do) change. And this change may leave his life, and heart, in the balance.
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22 Jun 2026
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Out Where the Lightning Splits the Sea by pumpkinspiceprouvaire
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types
16 Nov 2022
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“Where did you say you learned how to do this?”
Grantaire shrugs. “Old family secret.”
This seems to confirm Enjolras’ suspicions, whatever they are. His entire body is tensed, his fingers curled tightly onto the edge of Grantaire’s small table. His eyes dart to the door of the cabin, like he’s trying to judge how fast he could run out of the room if needs be. Grantaire continues to watch him in silence.
Eventually, he asks, “Who are you?”
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Grantaire has lived alone on his island for 250 years. One day, Enjolras appears during a storm.
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21 Jun 2026
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Enjolras is working as a camp counsellor and Grantaire is a persistent thorn in his side... until they're stuck working together for the campfire.
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21 Jun 2026