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“I think,” Shiro said, bending slightly so he was at Keith’s eye level, hands coming down to brace himself on Keith’s armrests, “that if the men you’re dating aren’t even offering you that much—and that would be the bare minimum in my book—you ‘re not being taken care of properly and you’re owed someone who will treat you right.”
--Keith's a broke-ass college dropout getting by as a mechanic. When Lance drags him to a dating seminar, he unknowingly meets the man of his dreams.
Or: Keith's views on relationships are skewed, Shiro's dated many but never anyone quite like Keith, and they weren't supposed to fall this fast or this deep, but oops.
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- Part 1 of Treat Me Right
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13 Jul 2025
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Cryo Sovereign Wriothesley is worried about his dear human mate Neuvillette the Duke of Meropide though nothing can be simple as the threat of the great flood is looming closer along with the arrival of the Traveler. Can Wriothesley make due on his promise to Furina to figure out how to stop the prophecy without the hydro sovereign?
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Species Swap!Wriolette
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21 May 2025
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Mystery Work
Part of Archived_works_19xx
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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16 Mar 2025
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It wasn’t the first time Kaz had snuck in to watch Ocelot perform. In fact, he’d been visiting the dungeons for weeks, each trip blissfully devoid of any kind of social interaction. Ocelot loved to ignore Kaz’s presence, to look the other way as Kaz limped to his favorite spot and watched him have his way with his chosen victim. Then, after the hapless person had given him what he wanted, Ocelot would silently clean everything until it sparkled and leave Kaz alone without exchanging a single word. He would even go as far as to switch the lights off behind him, just as one last reminder that Kaz was unwelcome.
He’d been an idiot to willingly go to such a man for help.
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05 Mar 2025
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Ocelot is a man whose life depends on keeping secrets. The fact that one of his secrets happens to be unlike the others, soft and dirty and in a place where it doesn’t belong, like an abandoned kitten in a trash can, doesn’t change anything.
Until they break Kazuhira Miller much worse than he’d been prepared for, that is.
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24 Jan 2025
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Set after the Shadow Moses Event. After the murder of Kazuhira Miller, David agrees to spend a week at his former lover's house to sort through his things in order to execute his will. Surrounded by memories of the late Master Miller, David reminisces about their ongoing love affair and ponders a life without his mentor.
A very self indulgent, not really canon compliant study of how David handles grief and loss.
Title taken from Elizabeth Bishop's poem 'One Art'.
*** NOW FEATURING FAN ART IN CHAPTERS 5 and 8 ***
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14 Jan 2025
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Viktor and Jayce spend a quiet afternoon "studying" together.
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12 Dec 2024
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Nathan manages to fulfill part of his plan before he's killed. Neil deals with the fallout.
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01 Nov 2024
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The man bit his lip, considering, then held out his hand, “My name is James. It’s nice to meet you.”
Kevin stared at his hand for a beat, then took it in his own, “Kevin.”
James’ hands were soft and warm, and Kevin felt something strange and pleasant tingling in his palms where their skin met. He realised he had held on too long and quickly let go, feeling heat flood his cheeks in embarrassment.
Luckily, this James didn’t seem to notice, or he didn’t care. “What brings you here at this time of the night?”
“Couldn’t sleep,” Kevin said, the ridiculousness of it washing over him. He had never had this problem before.
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The one where Kevin Day meets the love of his life at the grocery store at 1am. And he has no idea who Kevin is.
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- Part 1 of The Exy Player & The History Teacher
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13 Aug 2024
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Ghost has played with Soap for quite some time now, but there's a few steps left until he's the perfect toy.
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- Part 3 of CoD Necro
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15 Jul 2024
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Dennis is a quad amputee, Mac and Dennis have sex.
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11 Jul 2024
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Description available on my Furaffinity or Deviantart pages: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ralwatt/ or https://www.deviantart.com/ralwatt
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10 Jul 2024
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Neuvillette continued, his speech mannerly, "I am glad our meeting went smoothly. Thank you for your time, I will be taking my leave now." He rose from his seat. Perhaps if he left the Duke's office quickly enough he could evade whatever the other man was planning and—
“Did you really think I’d let you slip out so easily, Neuvillette?” drawled Wriothesley in his signature ‘let’s play a game; spoiler alert, I’ll win’ tone.
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The secret behind Neuvillette is revealed and thoroughly explored by the Duke.
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04 Oct 2023
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The weekly report from the Fortress of Meropide has yet to make its way to Monsieur Neuvillette's desk. The only suitable solution is for Wriothesley to make a trip to Neuvillette's house himself. Really, it's been far too long since he's seen the Chief Justice in person, and they very much need to catch up on one other matter.
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03 Oct 2023
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proposition by silverapricot (tinylethologica)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Sep 2023
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It begins with an offer: “Tea?”
“No, but thank you,” Neuvillette says.
“If you say so.” Wriothesley sits back. “So,” he begins, voice dipping in a low drawl, “what brings you to the Fortress this time? Another criminal? Or did you just miss my company, Iudex?”
everything between them is habit.
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30 Sep 2023
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Captured Birds (Or, "How I learned to shut up and love my bitching" ft. Damian Wayne) by LPSunnyBunny
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
17 Jan 2023
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The final war of heroes vs villains finally arrive- and the heroes, unprepared and taken off-guard, lose.
Damian's beloved home of Gotham is given to Bane, of all people. Surely this cannot stand- but just like his brothers, he gets captured, drugged, bitched, and raped until he can't remember ever wanting to be anything other than a breeding bitch for his beloved city and master.
Read the tags. If you bitch about this fic in my comments, you are a fucking idiot.
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- Part 1 of Bane's Gotham
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10 Jul 2023
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End Credits by KaleidoEventide
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
31 Dec 2024
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It should have killed him.
He knew it should have killed him. But it hadn't.
He was angry it hadn't.
Vash would rather be dead.
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Olympic Gymnast, 24, Hospitalized in Life-Threatening Condition
Olympic Silver Medalist Vash Savarem in Critical Condition Following Head-On Collision
Olympic Silver Medalist 'Unrecognizable' After Tragic Accident
Olympic Silver Medalist Vash Savarem's Career Is Over
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In which Vash, with the help of his unfairly handsome physical therapist, has to relearn how to live after his Olympic career and life as he knew it ends in the blink of an eye.
(Update schedule will be very sporadic, I apologize.)
Now has a discord server for you to come yell at me! Link in beginning notes of ch 1 ^^
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22 Jun 2023
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heart is a muscle the size of your fist by voidarchives for DlSASTROPHE
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Feb 2023
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Dottore checks on the stitches as he dresses Aether in a clean robe, he acknowledges his patient’s pain because yes it still hurts. It is supposed to hurt him even when he is all healed and patched up, Aether has to learn his fate being worse than death is full of this forever.
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24 Mar 2023
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Sex Drugs and Prosthetics by possboy
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
14 Mar 2023
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"I, well, I need to take off my prosthetics," Vash muttered just barely loud enough for Wolfwood to hear. He was staring at the floor refusing to look at Wolfwood.
"Oh alright, you need help taking your arm off?" Wolfwood responded calmly, unsure of why such a simple thing was causing Vash such stress. He had seen him with his arm off a couple times but he had never considered that wearing it for too long could cause him pain.
"Well, see it's not just that," Vash paused and Wolfwood waited as patiently as he could though he was confused and frustrated by this point. He had never been a patient man. "Both my legs are prosthetic too." Vash finally admitted, barely loud enough for Wolfwood to hear.
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Wolfwood takes care of Vash and sees his body for the first time. He can't stop himself from worshipping Vash.Bookmarked by ColonelSoapScum
23 Mar 2023
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When Knives and Vash were separated as children, Knives swore he would become so powerful that it would never happen again.
Now, it's time for Knives to collect his things.
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20 Mar 2023