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When Gale grows tired of everyone doubting his brilliance, he devises the perfect plan.
What better proof of his infinite wisdom than to make dear friends out of Tav and Astarion, who hate one another? After all, your constant bickering is annoying the camp to no end. He finds a dungeon designed for two souls, one that promises to bring any duo close in no time.
It is just a pity that his mistranslation forces you both into a dungeon trapped in time and very much meant to get the two of you into bed.
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You and your rogue companion stare at the glowing plaque that materializes before the sealed door.
“In order to pass through this door, you’ll need to kiss deeply until the progress bar fills up,” you read aloud, horrified.
Astarion’s expression twists into elegant disgust.
“This blasted fool has sent us into a literal sex dungeon.”
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If you had your way, the party would throw themselves in front of a blade for anyone with so much as a skinned knee. Astarion despises your tediously noble morals, which is why he refuses to help the two men bleeding out on the side of the road. Unfortunately for both of you, his decision earns you the attention of a goddess—and her punishment is swift.
Now you’re chained together by a curse that won’t let you stray more than four meters apart.
That might be survivable, if you didn’t already want to kill him. Things only get worse when Astarion realizes the curse lets him slip into your dreams, where he discovers painfully righteous little Tav was once devoted to a hedonistic goddess.
Two idiots. One curse. A very efficient speed run from enemies to lovers.
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"You are the most foul, loathsome man I've ever met," you inform him snidely.
"Darling, don't flirt with me like this in sheer daylight. It's rather embarrassing." -
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When Husk sees him, the sky peels back its own skin to reveal something feral and radiant. He becomes a thing that does not die, but forgets how to breathe.
When Angel sees him, the world tips sideways, a sharp reminder of what it means to forget the shape of hope. He becomes a thing that does not speak, but feels the echo of words he’s too afraid to say.An on-going series of vignettes as two demons fall into that awful thing called love.
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Most people don't need an ancient Sumerian ritual to summon their estranged husband, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
The residents of the Hazbin Hotel will need archaic forbidden magic to protect all of Hell from destruction. These pompous modern overlords have forgotten the ways of the elder ones, but they'll learn the hard way from the woman who won her freedom from an ancient demon and got him to put a ring on it. Amicable separations are for mature adults—and nobody is more mature than the woman who was once offered as a human virgin sacrifice, thank you very much.
You just need the Radio Demon to stop sticking his nosy antlers where they don't belong. He is burnt sugar and bad intentions, and baby, you've seen it all before.
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All the stories that won't stop scratching at the coffin lid: one shots, novellas, and more.
A graveyard of writings featuring Alastor x Reader, Vox x Reader, Lucifer x Reader, and more.
Questionable morals, smut, and the romanticization of deeply flawed maniacs inside.
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When your no-strings-attached agreement to lose your virginity to the perfectly agreeable Theodore Nott falls through, you're in need of a substitute. And for some reason, your academic rival, long-time nemesis, and perpetual thorn in your side, Draco Malfoy, thinks he's the perfect one.
You're determined not to fall for whatever tricks he has up his sleeve, but as you start trading kisses like curses and sex wagers like blood oaths, things get...complicated.
And you're not sure how many more bets you can make with him before you lose much more than you bargained for.
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Bookmarked by Cocoremy
08 May 2026
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The last you heard from Astarion, he told you to "die screaming." Months later, you find each other again. Only this time, deep in the city, in an alley under nightfall. Perhaps, he will bleed you dry. Or perhaps, he has other plans for you.
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Two exes must learn to work together again to complete a soul bound contract.
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17 Apr 2026
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Maybe you carry the only sun that could never hurt him.
— A relationship study of Astarion and a cleric of Lathander.
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05 Apr 2026
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After long weeks of abusing your body in battle and bloodshed, you decide to ease your mind and body by taking a relaxing dip in a nearby stream. Little do you know though, is that you have company from everyone's favorite companion, and he seems hungry for something other than blood.
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27 Mar 2026
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The Sun and Other Stars by Feywylder
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
18 May 2025
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“Seems I’ve touched a nerve,” Astarion crosses his arms, shifting his weight to the side and smirking- not quite the reaction you had expected. The sight of him standing there, almost taunting you with that deadly crooked smile sends a sudden thrill through you. Hate and longing rolled into one confusing, tangled-up mess.
You snap, face tight, “No. You have not.”
Liar.
His head tilts forward just a bit, the orange glow of the fireplace highlighting his cheekbones and illuminating his eyes, “Hm. Maybe I should try harder. I’m bound to touch the right one eventually.”
Astarion rubs you the wrong way, in every sense of the phrase. So why can't you stay away?
You're a druid who can't wild shape, an outcast from your circle. After a mindflayer ship kidnapped you from Rivengton, a small town outside the bridge to Baldur's Gate, you find yourself the unqualified and reluctant leader of a small group of weirdos- united by one common goal: Getting these damn tadpoles out of your heads. Easy right?
Until you find yourself in a love/hate (emphasis on hate) relationship with a white-haired vampire.Bookmarked by Cocoremy
26 Mar 2026