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For Brambles Choke the Untrodden Path by Cobbiest
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
17 Jul 2026
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Seven towns, seven noticeboards in one of the most underserved and monster-infested regions on the continent, and not a single damn contract to be seen. Every alderman had the same response. Some asshole breezed through right before Lambert, taking every damn contract for himself. With the harvest season drawing to a close, there should have been a bounty of monsters to slay to get him through the winter. Instead, the townsfolk eyed him warily, unsubtly urging him to pass through rather than rest under a real roof for once. Not that he had the coin to spare.
Underneath the heavy scent of rain and mud, he caught the barest whiff of wood smoke.
The hunt was on.AKA: Lambert and Aiden's first meeting, their even-more-disastrous second meeting, and what comes after ;) Oh, and a magic cat. Wait, what?
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You've Got to Be Kitten Me! by Cobbiest
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
10 Feb 2026
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Shouta and Hitoshi sat in companionable silence as the kettle boiled on the stove, trying and failing to shake off the dregs of their long night.
Hitoshi stared listlessly at his art history essay. In place of a staple, the pages were held together with a holographic unicorn sticker. He slid the packet into his backpack before flopping backwards in his chair, shading his eyes with his arm. Shouta opened his mouth to reprimand him about leaning his chair on two legs, but opted to rest his head on his arms instead.
Just for a moment.
Just until the kettle boils…
Little did either of them know, they had forgotten to light the stovetop.
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AKA Aizawa gets a late start to an otherwise normal day. Why is everyone looking at him like that? Does he have something on his face? -
Curry by Cobbiest
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Aug 2025
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Though he would never tell them, Shouta enjoyed spending the evenings before patrol watching over his students. With unfortunate regularity, he had to put a stop to fights, elaborate pranks, and crimes against cookware, but just seeing them be kids soothed a part of him often left unsettled.
“Oi! Did you just put that pot down on the cutting board? Does cross-contamination mean nothing to you, Raccoon Eyes!?”
He continued to let them think he only tolerated their antics, because some nights his patience wore thin.
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Or, After a long day, Aizawa is dead on his feet. His hellions accidentally make it worse, then they make it better.
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Old Maid by Cobbiest
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Sep 2024
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Geralt would probably prefer he went to bed and left him to his hunting. Jaskier would prefer it as well. But he also preferred to sleep knowing his witcher was safe at his side. He would get no rest at all if he was fretting over the possibility of finding him unconscious under a pile of rubble knocked loose by the griffon he was sent to hunt. Or half-frozen and septic in some swamp after being ambushed by a particularly nasty water hag. Or tied to a tree in his skivvies by a jilted succubus. Or…
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Or, Geralt went out on a contract and didn't make it back by the time the tavern closed. It's up to Jaskier to find out where his dear witcher went. Shenanigans ensue.
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The Unprecedented Implications of Practical Arcane Experimentation by Cobbiest
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
04 Aug 2024
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A fine dusting of chalk and charcoal coated his hands and chest from countless attempts to correct his blasted diagrams, a layer of grime and dried sweat sitting heavily on his skin. He ran shaking fingers over the bead of force hidden amongst his earrings and the nightshade capsule sewn into his shirt collar. The elven chain shirt sandwiched between his outer and undershirt rattled softly as he moved.
Resigning himself to another restless night, he stared up at the deep maroon canopy overhead.Essek dreamt of the Nein.
AKA Essek tugs on the strings of fate a little too hard and gives both himself and the Nein a bit of perspective as a result.
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Fics taking place in the Point Blank continuity, in no particular order.
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Shinsou's Sleepless Nights by Cobbiest
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Jan 2019
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Concentric by sirius_ate_my_homework
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Aug 2026
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I started to hear the invisible musician when I was six years old.
Rocky thought he lost his only soulsong long ago. Then, he starts to hear an alien voice. Has he finally lost his mind, or could this strange creature be the key to Erid’s—and his own—salvation?
On Earth, Ryland Grace grows up with a song in his head. He learns to speak to it, and it becomes his closest friend. But when the voice gets scary, his colleagues turn against him, and he starts to lose faith in his own mind, he will have to decide who to trust.
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04 Aug 2026
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Lies of omission by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
13 May 2023
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“Your parents have been grooming you to take over the company, correct? You’ve been working closely alongside them, alongside their best scientists and technicians. I’m sure you’ve learned a fair deal. We could use that expertise at Stark Industries.”
“Essentially,” Parker says, “you want to pay me to reveal my parents’ company secrets.”
“Yes,” Tony says, cheerfully. “Thank you for catching on so quickly.”
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Tony’s week just turned a lot more promising: Rich kid Peter Parker has apparently dropped out of college and provoked the ire of his parents. A delicious scandal for the tabloids. And an opportunity too good to waste, even if it means putting up with a snooty, preppy college kid as his new intern. -
Long Story Short (It Was A Bad Time) Or AIs Don't Forget by peacockgirl
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
07 Dec 2022
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Turns out magic doesn't affect AIs. Karen is Peter's only link to his old life, and helps him hold on when he gets low.
Meanwhile, in Upstate New York, Tony struggles with the inexplicable certainty that he's lost a kid.Until Peter gets hurt, and Karen tells FRIDAY ...
Set in that wonderful AU world where Tony survives Endgame, and our boy (eventually) gets all the hugs he needs and deserves.
Runner up in the 2022 Iron Dad Creator Awards Fixer-Upper Category
Winner of the 2023 Iron Dad Creator Awards Fixer-Upper CategorySeries
- Part 1 of Finding the Way Home
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02 Aug 2026
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The One Where Peter is Bucky's Weakness by JinxQuickfoot for YikesBean
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Captain America (Movies), Black Panther (Marvel Movies), Marvel
23 Jul 2026
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Bucky was returning to one of the small apartments Wakanda kept as safe houses in the States, when he was greeted by a tied-up teenager in the middle of his living room, staring at him with wide, panicked, deep brown eyes.
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Bucky doesn't recognize the teenager someone has dropped off in his apartment, but that's not going to stop him from protecting Peter Parker at all costs.Series
- Part 19 of Weaknesses
- Part 1 of The Fence and the Ambulance
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29 Jul 2026
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longing, rusted, seventeen, daybreak by honeycombclaire
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
07 Aug 2023
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In 2005, Tony Stark’s son is kidnapped. In 2006, the Winter Soldier meets a boy named Pyotr. In 2014, Steve Rogers recognizes the Winter Soldier, and the Winter Soldier (vaguely) recognizes him.
In 2016, the Avengers capture an enhanced HYDRA agent with a mask over his mouth, and Tony and Bucky’s worlds crumble around them.
or, HYDRA’s first mistake was stealing Tony Stark’s son. Their second mistake was giving the Winter Soldier someone to care about. Their third mistake was underestimating the lengths that Tony and Bucky were willing to go to get him back.
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- Part 1 of trigger words
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25 Jul 2026