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Mist to Veil the Roads by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
Fandoms: Vampyr (Video Game)
04 Jul 2026
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Flu cases are down, Skal plague nearly gone, and Geoffrey McCullum has never had more problems. Creating an exception, cooperating with a leech, if only to save London, may tear apart Priwen as the epidemic never could.
Flu cases are down, the Blood of Hate is vanquished for now, and Jonathan Reid has barely any fewer responsibilities. He has his family and old friend to care for, and his patients, and his new progeny, and his project to cure Elisabeth Ashbury.
When McCullum is attacked and wounded steps from the Pembroke Hospital on a trip to make peace with the Brotherhood of Saint Paul's Stole--by a human--it becomes clear they have more worries still, and they need each other still. But pulling the thread will simply reveal a tangle of plots and schemes, by dangerous mortals and immortals grasping for control in London's secret societies and streets by night, with no clear way out.
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- Part 1 of Mist and Fog
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The Hold of Heroes by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
26 Dec 2025
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Hidden out of space and time, but still a part of the Lands Between, is the Roundtable Hold, the so-called Hold of Heroes, the Manor of Champions. A fellowship of those seeking to claim the Elden Ring. The closest thing to a home the Tarnished have.
Roderika never should have reached it. Exiled in all but name, abandoned in a strange land, the only survivor of her ill-starred party, and without a trace of Grace, she should have perished in a shack when Godrick's Tarnished-hunters caught up with her. Instead, a party of Tarnished girls her own age find her and readily give the thing most scarce in their broken land: kindness. They bring her to a strange refuge outside of reality, lead by Knight that Hears-All and a Lady that sees them, a grumpy chained and cursed Misbegotten blacksmith, and many other strange and abandoned folk.
They are not the Lands Between's idea of heroes. But that will not deter them.
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I Saw You Smile by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
Fandoms: Vampyr (Video Game)
15 Mar 2024
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Four unwitting looks at Jonathan Reid and Geoffrey McCullum's relationship, and one from within just between them.
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All You Need are a Pair of Bullet-Proof Cuffs by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
Fandoms: Sniper Elite (Video Games)
09 Mar 2024
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Sofia has most certainly heard of American superhero comic books, and knows the local scroungers and smugglers charge breath-taking prices for them. But she's never read one. Until Karl gives her a gift. (Zombie Army Trilogy and Sniper Elite 4 AU)
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Mother Bird by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
09 Mar 2024
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Malenia was awoken from nightmares and charmed slumber by a nearly-grown daughter, dying from their shared affliction, and a Tarnished who'd followed her. A month and a rebirth ritual later, she is woken again by her daughter in better circumstances, but her mind is disquiet. Fear and despair are the Rot's greatest weapons, and she cannot afford to fail again.
But Millicent is perhaps the one good thing all the sorrow and horror of Caelid and her First Bloom led to, and while her return has not returned Malenia's pride as the undefeated swordswoman, it may have given her something stronger.
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In the foggy realm of London's underworld, after the Blood of Hate abated, a Hunter and a Vampire-Doctor find themselves bound to common purpose once more, to protect the city from mortal and immortal threats in the aftermath of the Great Hunt.
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Scavengers by Saber_Wing
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Avengers Assemble (Cartoon)
08 Sep 2019
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Something was wrong with Tony.
Anyone who didn't know the man as well as Steve did would have missed it. The signs were subtle. So subtle he had to look twice, just to make sure he wasn’t overreacting. But there they were. Something was wrong. He just couldn't put his finger on what.
Steve learns the hard way just how cruel the modern world can be. And when it comes after his best fella, well. He has a few things to say.
Bookmarked by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
04 Jul 2026
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almeno tu nell'universo by silkspectred
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
20 Apr 2018
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Tony drives off.
Well, he wants to.
But he can’t.
Because.
Steve Rogers is in front of his car.
Steve fucking Rogers. Is in front of Tony’s fucking car.
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- Part 1 of almeno tu
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Bookmarked by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
03 Jul 2026
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Worthy to be Smooched by Neverever for Cachette
Fandoms: Avengers Assemble (Cartoon), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 May 2019
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Steve finally finally has landed the date of a lifetime with Tony. Except he knows he's going to blow it big time. And what's worse, no one seems to care that Steve is different from Captain America.
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- English
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01 Jul 2026
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I'll Be Looking at the Moon by BlossomsintheMist
Fandoms: Marvel 616, Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Avengers (Comics)
17 Nov 2018
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All the Avengers have returned from the alternate dimension where Franklin Richards sent them after they sacrificed themselves to defeat Onslaught--except Iron Man. Steve Rogers, though, believes that he's still out there, and resolves to look for him, refusing to give up on the idea that Tony Stark is out there somewhere, alive.
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Bookmarked by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
28 Jun 2026
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The Single Biggest Problem With Communication by BlossomsintheMist
Fandoms: Marvel 616, Marvel (Comics)
27 Nov 2013
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In the wake of Steve's return from the dead and the end of Norman Osborn's reign of terror, the superhero community is recovering--Steve has taken on a new role and Tony is trying to put his life back together. Things are still awkward between them, but they're determined to put things to rights. But when a discussion about their feelings leads to further misunderstandings, they discover that might be more difficult than either of them realized. Set in the early Heroic Age after the end of Dark Reign, this is a get-together story about crossed wires--and second chances.
Written for the Cap-Iron Man Big Bang. The gorgeous art for this story, by phoenixmetaphor, can be found here, or here on tumblr!
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- Part 1 of How to Communicate Effectively
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- English
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- 108,368
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by Cat on a Keyboard (CleverCatonAKeyboard)
28 Jun 2026