Chards_of_Grass
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"Excellent form, Slayer,” Malfoy called from across the graveyard. “One wonders, however, how much more efficient you'd be dusting vamps in your peripherals if you'd take care to tame that tumbleweed you call hair."
"Bite me," Hermione responded, maturely.
Malfoy grinned sinfully, arching one pale eyebrow, walking steadily closer. "Was that permission?"
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Or, A “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”-inspired Dramione, where there’s a very thin line between fighting and fucking.
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Birding is for
• Weirdos
• Septuagenarians
•Hermione Granger(not anymore)
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• Draco Malfoy??Hermione is fine. Really. She’s very busy these days, cancelling her wedding and avoiding her well-meaning but overbearing friends. Unfortunately, her friends have given her an ultimatum of sorts: teach her hobby-hopping yet accident-prone enemy, Draco Malfoy, about birdwatching, or suffer the wrath of constant friend support and supervision.
What does it say about her life that birding with Malfoy is the better option?
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She blinks some more. “You’re—I mean—you’re the worst person I’ve ever met.”“Worse than Cormac Mc-Doge-Coin?” Malfoy asks in disbelief. “Seriously?”
Hermione pauses. “That feels . . . like a trick question.”
“Jesus fuck,” Malfoy says, looking appalled.
[ALTERNATIVELY: the prestigious-but-at-what-cost summer internship au]
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Now complete.
Hermione Granger lives in a house with legs, with a swamp-lizard named Stripes, in a semi-sentient ecosystem that occasionally burps up lost things. It’s not ideal, but after five and a half years in the Neitherlands, she’s made it work.
Then Draco Malfoy falls from the sky. Literally.
He has questions, a missing bag, and limited patience for her deeply repressed need for human contact.
As they navigate a shaky path between physics and magic, and a shared past, they might even figure out how to save their world.
This is a story about two lonely people trying to stitch the cosmos back together.
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Short Debts Make Long Friends by wrathkitty
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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“Are you okay?”
“No,” you faintly reply, words muffled from speaking into his chest, “but I’m pretty good at faking it, so let’s just go with that.”
Something that might have been a snort of modulated laughter eclipses the roaring in your ears.
“It’s my fault. Shouldn’t have pulled you up so fast.”
Buddy, there are so many ‘shouldn’ts’ going on right now that you shouldn’t even try to count.
The beskar’s reassuring solidity against your brow helps slow the spinning in your head, and you shift to rest your cheek on its cool, glassy surface. Ordinarily you wouldn’t dream of invading someone's space, but between the asthma attack, the nosebleed, and this science fiction clusterfuck, any semblance of sanity was long gone.
The realization his posture has gone rigid, and you’ve all but tucked your head under his chin rapidly clears the cobwebs, however. You twist out of his grip, blurting out an apology as you hastily step back to a safe arm’s length away. Of all the strangers in the galaxy to cuddle up to, you pick a Mandalorian?
An over-educated, underpaid millennial finally gets to go on her first adventure.
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