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    “Tell you what,” Suguru begins. Satoru notices his toes curling into the floor, his thumbs squeezed into his fists. “I could—you know.” Suguru gestures aimlessly in front of himself.

    And—no. Satoru does not know. Could what? Surely not— “Are you offering me a hand?” He laughs, shoulders shaking, because that is fucking hilarious.

    Suguru’s face scrunches immediately, the hand in front of him waving to dispel the ridiculous words Satoru let into the universe. “No. No—Satoru,” Suguru inhales with his whole chest. “I was just saying, like, I could—” Suguru’s lips pull together for a moment, wrinkling. “I could tell you a story. Something extremely unbelievable, like a girl wanting you to fuck her.”

    Satoru's internet priveleges have been taken away. He's horny and unimaginative.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    After hearing various stories about his best friend’s dick, Satoru’s curiosity gets the best of him.

    (“Okay, look, in my defense—” Satoru cuts in, not knowing what to do with his hands as he makes vague gestures in the air, “—your dick has been the talk of town!”

    “What the fuck?”

    “People have been talking about you and ‘it’ a lot these days, and you know me, I have FOMO!” Satoru reasons, as if FOMO is a real condition that can be medically diagnosed. “I mean, when there’s a party I don’t want to go to, I always end up going because I have this strange fear of missing out on something crazy or exciting. In this case, there are people on campus who have seen and talked about your dick like it’s the greatest gift to mankind, so it’s only right that I get to see it, too!”)

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    29 May 2026

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    “Kaveh,” he confirms. “He is renowned in his line of work for his skill and passion.”

    Lord Kusanali nods as if he had proved one of her silent queries. “I was hoping he would lend me a hand with this project,”

    “I’m sure he would be honored,” he says earnestly.

    She smiles, cheeks dimpling. “Do you really think so?”

    Alhaitham smiles back, small, easy. “I know him quite well."

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    Or, the one where Alhaitham is terribly, terribly in love with Kaveh.

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    25 May 2026

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    After the war, Midoriya Izuku and the rest of Class A are more mentally unstable than ever, and also more bonded than ever after everything they went through.

    While in recovery, Izuku is forced to face his own emotions and finds that there's one bond in particular he wants to explore: Kacchan.

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    13 May 2026

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     Zibai, freshly re-alived after six thousand years, decides to take a trip to Mondstadt to visit her wayward little brother.

    Or: there's a horse, LOOSE, in the Angel's Share.

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    10 May 2026