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i can't touch it, even though it's mine by thesnapwasbrutal for blurple
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
19 Jun 2025
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The smirk tugging at Peter's mouth was tired and self-satisfied, smug as a thought crossed his mind. “I don’t think you’d last a day without jumping me.”
Wade didn’t even try to deny it.
“Now why would I willingly choose,” he murmured, leaning in as his fingers slowed, dragging faint shapes across Peter’s spine, “to deprive myself of my daily dose of Petey-Pie?”
“Maybe because you can’t,” Perter muttered innocently, like he wasn’t baiting him. And yeah—he knew he was, that was the point.
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- Part 1 of spideypool :3
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27 Jun 2025
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Documentation of Keith's Sexploits in Space by KamraMan
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
17 Sep 2025
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"Lance looked between Matt and Keith a few times as the silence stretched on longer, trying to understand the connection between them. 'Okay, I’ll bite. What is going on right now?' Lance blurted out, if only to get Keith’s eyes off of this guy. Keith startled and glanced at Lance, though not in the eyes and looked between Pidge and Matt, though also deliberately avoided her eyes too.
'KEITH, DID YOU FUCK MY BROTHER?'"A confusion about their ages leads to a discussion of Keith's one-night-stands... including his one with Matt. Pidge is not happy, but Lance can't get his mind off of it. Keith has to navigate his love for a post-Allura-death Lance who is know hellbent on finding out how Keith is in bed.
The tags are a mess but it's heavy on the Allura aftermath and smutty flashbacks because what a fun combo
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26 Apr 2025
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Friends (For Now) by Lexxel
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Apr 2025
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‘Hi my name is Peter Parker, I’ve been Spiderman for 12 years, and I just realized I’m a little bit in love with you.’ Yeah that could work.
Peter is trying to build a relationship with Wade outside of the suit. Wade is trying to take his mind off Spiderman by spending time with his new friend, Peter Parker.
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25 May 2024
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After a fight with Venom, Spider-man tells Deadpool the reason he hates him is because of his reputation of generally being a mercenary douche bag. Deadpool takes this as an initiative to better his public reputation so that he and Spider-man can get along, and to do that he makes a deal with J Jonah to write bi-weekly articles about Deadpool. And JJ hires the newly appointed writer Peter Parker to write them.
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25 May 2024
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And Words Are Futile Devices by SordidDetailsFollowing
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, spideypool - Fandom
11 Feb 2019
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Peter doesn’t think he’s lonely. He’s too busy to be lonely. He’s twenty-two, working on his PhD and holding down a shitty job at the Daily Bugle, not to mention his nightly extra-curricular activities. He’s too busy for friends, and he’s certainly too busy for romantic interests. And yet, shockingly, apparently everyone in his life thinks he needs to stop being an anti-social recluse and get laid.
So Peter enters the wide, wonderful world of online dating. He doesn’t expect to find his soul mate, or even a friend, and he’s definitely not looking for hook ups. He doesn’t know what he’s looking for, really, until one Wade W. Wilson catches his eye and captures his heart with risqué dog pics and a concerning obsession with cannibalistic serial killers.
This is a love story. A sweet, inevitable journey towards each other. There is humor, and melancholy, and a touch of both gravitas and levity to the weeks that trickle by. But really it’s just an account of the slow, magnetic movement of Peter towards Wade, and Wade towards Peter.
Translated into: русский
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- English
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- 30,110
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 3
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- 491
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20 Apr 2024
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Butt Dial or Booty Call? by nevtelenwriting
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
04 Jun 2018
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Wade is innocently minding his own business when Spider-man gives him a completely un-innocent, probably unintentional call on his cellphone. What's an emotional wreck with a giant crush on the Friendly Neighborhood Do-Gooder to do?
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20 Apr 2024
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Theres a Ring, Theres a Shoe, Lots of Edging, Balls Not Blue by Anonymous
Fandoms: Don't Starve (Video Game)
08 Apr 2021
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“You lasted hours longer than I thought you would before abandoning all intelligent thought to scrabble at any source of pleasure for your poor achy dick. Here I thought I'd have you begging for mercy long before now but here you are, managing to enjoy yourself just fine. I always underestimate just how stubborn you can be.”
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- English
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- 1/1
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- 6
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23 Mar 2024
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Wilson fails another invention and Maxwell is there to cheer him up in more ways than one
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23 Mar 2024
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Revenge is Best Photographed by That_Spider_Smut
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
10 Jul 2025
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Spiderman wrings a promise from Deadpool: he won't go after Jameson of The Daily Bugle under any circumstances. Fine.
He didn't say jack about the photographer, though.
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- Part 1 of Revenge is Best
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- English
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- 72,636
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- 18/25
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21 Sep 2023
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Spider-man can't save everyone, and some failures are harder to take than others. It's the worst when it's children. The guilt doesn't go away, but alcohol helps it hide, so Peter dives into a dive bar to drown himself in liquor.
Enter one Wade Wilson:
- pro cheerer up of pretty men (not true)
- expert in coping with self-loathing (still not true)
- guy who will finally take good care of Peter (please be true)Bookmarked by Cavel
13 Aug 2023
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a luxury few can afford by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Mar 2023
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"I charge extra for being shot at. I mean, it's not like being shot at is gonna do anything except temporarily make me look even more like swiss cheese, but..." Wade takes another massive bite of his food, finishing it. "It's the principle of the thing."
"And what's the going rate for swiss cheese?" Peter asks as casually as possible.
Wade names a price with a few more zeroes on it than Peter can afford.
"Ah," Peter says.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 15,156
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 2
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- 221
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29 Apr 2023
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Touching Me, Touching You by venvephe for Kalika999 (kalika_999)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Marvel
05 Oct 2022
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Peter blinks. The eye-searing font and familiar red-and-black outfit immediately snap him out of his sleepiness. When he clicked on the link for SuperCuddles.net, he didn’t think what he’d find was - well, this:
A full-page, professional photo of someone dressed up as Deadpool - complete with katanas - in terry-cloth pajamas, arms spread wide in the universal gesture of hug me! The words emblazoned at the top, in what must be ninety point font, read Super Cuddles: When Your Need for Touch is Super!!
This can’t be the real Deadpool - can it? No way. The real Deadpool certainly has a penchant for physical affection, but he’s an assassin. Being a professional cuddler is, like, the total opposite of killing people for hire.
Right?
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- English
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- 20,540
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 113
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- 393
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- 14,153
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13 Oct 2022
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Watching You Watch Me by BunsofHoney
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Oct 2022
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As Peter walked down the roof, a thought occurred to him. Was Wade serious? Was he really going to stay in for the rest of the night? Could he even be trusted? He turned on his heel and silently crept back towards the windows. Climbing up on Wade's roof, Peter could peer in at the corner of the sloped window and see right down to the bed.
...Walk away, Parker. You're done here.
...This was not how Peter Parker behaved, and it definitely wasn't how Spider-Man behaved. It wasn't appropriate or sane, and it definitely wasn't happening again.
Or, five times Peter enjoyed watching Wade without his permission, and one time he got caught.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,149
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 102
- Kudos:
- 754
- Bookmarks:
- 118
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- 11,685
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12 Oct 2022
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Strangers in the Night by fyreyantics
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Feb 2020
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Peter spent his time tackling down on his mounting college coursework, his under-challenging job, and dressing up in spandex to fight crime. It was a lot. Luckily he had a way to let off steam that had the added bonus of helping him pay his rent. All-in-all it was manageable, until a man in red and black came along one night, making Peter's life difficult in more ways than one.
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21 Jun 2022
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A series of works inspired by a joke a friend made that spiralled into me creating a several thousand-word-long story.
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- 120,120
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- 2
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15 Mar 2022
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Peter decides he can date Deadpool as Peter, but not as Spider-man. He doesnt want to risk DP getting hurt, emotionally or physically, and this is the best way it can be.
Except Deadpool is really fucking observant
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- English
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- 3,284
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- 1/1
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- 2
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- 12
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- 1,186
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- 108
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20 Jan 2022
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Draco Malfoy, in his search for rare potion ingredients, finds himself led to a snake shop entitled "The Ophidian". As he enters, he hopes the shopkeeper will have what he needs, unaware that Harry Potter, the owner of The Ophidian, actually just might.
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08 Dec 2021
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08 Dec 2021
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Medium Rare by MargaretKire for angelzoo (shades_0f_cool)
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
27 Jun 2020
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Peter just can't get full lately. He eats and eats, but he's constantly exhausted and hungry.
Wade realizes what's going on before Peter does. And becomes obsessed with getting Peter what he needs- living cells in the form of blood and...other things.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 24,562
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 742
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- 10,815
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- 2,250
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- 116,896
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07 Dec 2021
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Heatwave by TimidTurnip
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Feb 2021
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Peter can handle anything life decides to throw his way. He didn't freak out at all when Wade professed his love, the heat wave isn't turning him into a puddle of goo and he's totally got a firm grasp on his finances.
And Wade… he just wants to know why Peter won’t date him, even if he has to push a few boundaries to find out.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,910
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 89
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- 1,712
- Bookmarks:
- 311
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- 20,951
Bookmarked by Cavel
06 Dec 2021