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They almost didn’t go on this trip. But Jude insisted, because the beach sounds nice! Traveling is fun! (It’s fucking fun, Erling, stop worrying, please!!!) So, Jude bullied his boyfriend on the plane, and here they are. Sure, he’s been throwing up every morning, but when that’s over with, he’s pretty much good to go.
And he knows, okay! He’s watched safe sex adverts, and he’s had that talk with his Mom that was embarrassing as all hell, and he knows the Alpha’s supposed to wrap it up before the knot forms—but have any of them been dicked down by Erling Haaland?
[or: jude takes a pregnancy test…or three.]
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- Part 2 of larper’s country
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22 Jul 2026
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His hand slips out from under the pillow to touch Erling's face and pinch his cheek, red blooming afterwards. It makes the other groan and try to move his face away while Jude just giggles at him which sort of sums up their relationship.
Or: Jude and Erling in the aftermath of the match.
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21 Jul 2026
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“Ugh,” Jude grunts, tensing and shifting a little as lightning shoots through his pelvis. “Oh.”
Erling, always so annoyingly in control, immediately stops what he’s doing.
They hadn’t even got to the good stuff yet.
“What is it?” Erling asks a little breathlessly, worry settling on his face. “Hurts?”
There’s no point lying. This isn’t the first time this has happened, and if Erling has even a hunch that Jude might be in pain or uncomfortable, he won’t continue.
“Mm.” Jude winces as his pelvic muscles clench involuntarily. “Yeah….God, I’m sorry. It’s not you. It’s…you know. Just, give me a minute…”
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Jude has come to accept that pain comes with sex. Except when he’s having sex with Erling.
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16 Jul 2026
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Jude has spent years loving Erling quietly. From behind café counters, beneath borrowed umbrellas, and in all the small spaces their friendship allows.
Then one ordinary trip to the supermarket catches the world’s attention.
Suddenly, everyone wants to know why football’s most famous alpha looks at his best friend as though the crowded aisle contains no one else.
Jude has no answer.
Erling might.
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16 Jul 2026
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i know you play the field but i'm your touchdown by holy_smokes
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
18 Jul 2026
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Jude; England's sweetheart, Erling's omega.
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15 Jul 2026