CatchMeIfYouDare



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    Ilya was good at noticing things about people, and he was good at understanding them. Shane was not. That was okay. Shane had developed his own way of getting to know Ilya. It involved a lot of inane questions and, more importantly, no longer involved condoms.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Shane doesn't love making decisions. Ilya does. Isn't that convenient?

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    04 Jul 2026

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    “Please,” he says finally, voice breaking as he gives in. “Fuck, please, Rozanov, I’m gonna—”

    Rozanov pulls all the way back, mouth releasing his cock with a noise that makes Shane’s hips rock up into nothing.

    “Rozanov,” he begs again.

    “Hmm?” Rozanov asks, kissing Shane’s shaking thigh gently. “You need something?”

    “You— fuck— you said I could come,” Shane says, trying to keep the accusatory note out of his voice.

    “Mhm. When you say my name, yes?”

    “I did!” Shane insists, just a hint of a whine in his tone now. Rozanov smirks at him.

    “Oh, sweetheart,” he says. “My first name.”

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    Ilya does something a little different on tuna melt day.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “Good luck.”
    Former Montreal Metros Captain Shane Hollander-Rozanov gives an “inspiring” two-word message to his former teammates ahead of the much-anticipated rematch between the Centaurs and the Metros.

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    Everyone wants a piece of Shane Hollander. Ilya has something to say about that.

     

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    03 Jul 2026

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    “It’s true,” Rose says. “Shane was an amazing boyfriend. See, that’s what I miss. I just need to find someone who’s an amazing boyfriend and actually wants to sleep with me.”

    “Okay, Rose,” Ilya says. “You have come to right place. I will solve your problem. We will go out and find you straight or bi or pan guy to fuck.”

    Shane groans. “I am not going out to find Rose a guy to fuck.”

    “I know you are not,” Ilya says. “I was not inviting you.”

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    Or, Ilya and Svetlana take Rose out to find her a boyfriend who’s into women. Ilya and Rose are photographed leaving the club together, leading people to speculate that they’re dating.

    Shane handles the whole thing so well.

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    02 Jul 2026