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“This is humiliating,” he muttered through his hands.
“You’re the one acting like this is a marriage proposal.”
“No, I’m not!”
Wifies snorted.
But despite the teasing, his hands stayed impossibly gentle.
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Or, Wifies asks Parrot to preen his wings, and they may or may not end up sleeping together.
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11 Jul 2026
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"Hypothetically," Leo asked, "What would you do if you were asked to take over as Hokage? Makes a little sense that you'd be next, you know? You're the strongest guy I know at least. I think I'd actually feel a little safer with you in power anyway."
Kakashi tenses beside him, but covers it up well. "Hypothetically, " he rolled his eye. "I don't think I'd have much choice in the matter." His gaze drifts over to Leo who tilts his head to meet his. "I didn't expect such a strong endorsement from you of all people."
"Yeah, well… consider me charmed I guess." He leans his head back and closes his eyes, intent to settle into a mutual silence.
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02 Jul 2026
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Gaara can't sleep away from home. Lee helps him pass the time. Things get confusing for Lee. (Contribution for the GaaLee Summertime of Love Fest on tumblr)
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- Part 1 of The Language of Flowers
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02 Jul 2026
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Relativity by box_of_fidgit_spinners
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
03 Apr 2026
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The thing about time is that it's relative. If something happens in one moment it also happens in every moment throughout all of its existence.
That is to say that when a fraction of a fraction of the King slips into Avery's mind on New Year's Eve, Avery also wakes up a year prior with omnipotence, a world's worth of grief, and his best friend's real-life address burning in his head.
Along the way he picks up a baseball bat. It's a necessary provision for smashing Derek's laptop into a thousand pieces before he can so much as launch Minecraft.
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Time Travel (sorta?) Fix-It
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30 Jun 2026
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Swap au where simon was the engineer forced to go instead of grace. And grace was a scientist sent in the iron lung to study the blood ocean.
Grace is way too clingy but finds purpose again.
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19 Jun 2026
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SimonSays your Science Teacher is Hot by Therewasanamehere for Robyn_the_Gay2004
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
11 Jul 2026
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Far away, in a universe where nothing bad happens...
Simon is a popular streamer. His boyfriend is a teacher who really wants to be anonymous.
How can things go wrong?
Inspired heavily buy @idgabuck on Tumblr's Streamer/teacher bloodymary AU
Visit him here:
https://www.tumblr.com/idgabuck
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19 Jun 2026
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SimonSays... | Streamer! AU | BloodyMary by yourlocalbozo828
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
11 Jul 2026
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Based off of a Tumblr AU I found at like 2 am in the morning and I wanted to write this
BIG BIG inspo from both:
Therewasanamehere (I realized they also wrote about this AU :D ) | https://archiveofourown.org/works/86447261/chapters/228710716
@idgabuck - the creator of this AU on Tumblr! | https://www.tumblr.com/idgabuck
Please go check both out! I find these people really really awesome <3 (They'll probably never know tho :"D)
UPDATES ON WEEKENDS!!!! (most of the time)
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19 Jun 2026
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The Laika to my Felicette by banthatguy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
17 Jun 2026
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There's 1 in 70,000 people on the planet who have the gene needed to survive the Hail Mary's expedition. In that limited pool, 1 in maybe 1000 had the necessary skills needed for the mission — more dire still, even less people were willing to volunteer for what is essentially a suicide mission.
When an explosion killed not only their science officers but also their engineers, Eva Stratt makes the tough decision to put 2 people on the spacecraft that no one was expecting to be even be candidates.
One is a middle-school science teacher.
One is a convicted eco terrorist.
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AU where Simon did all his suffering on Earth and is dragged against his will onto the Hail Mary alongside Grace
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18 Jun 2026
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Graciously Effaced by lucradiss
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
20 Jun 2026
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Simon was no stranger to blood.
He hadn’t exactly been the most clean-nosed child, and after his enlistment, he got fairly acquainted with what pain can do to the body, what trauma can do to the mind; what spilt blood can do to the soul. There were still nights he laid awake, listening to the muffled bombs in the distance, to the whimpers and moans of his brothers as they fought through dreams. He knew how blood smelled, how it tasted, how it felt on the skin, how there were too many types of pain to accurately describe and how to inflict each one. He’d long since desensitized himself to it— there was no room for squeamishness when you were fighting to survive, and less when you were the only one who managed it. He’d had blood on his hands for a long, long time.
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Or: my version of the Swap!AU. AKA my excuse to whump Ryland Grace as much as I possibly can without outright killing him. Because where's the fun in that?
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18 Jun 2026
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Bury Me Under the Stars by Alien_chessboard
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Jul 2026
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Swap au where Simon takes Graces place on earth and in the mission, and Grace is on Eden.
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18 Jun 2026
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18 Jun 2026
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My (Lack of) Stars by starlightgrace
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
29 Jun 2026
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Simon wakes up in space, confused and annoyed. Somewhere far away, Grace is getting into the SM-13.
Updates hopefully every day
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17 Jun 2026
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Angel? by chaoswism
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
11 Jul 2026
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Simon wakes up in a new place with plants and a beach and an angel that takes care of him and keep telling him that he's not an angel, he thinks that maybe the angel just wants him to feel more normal about having a literal divine being so close all of the time.
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Grace wants to know where the hell this man came from, why did the eridians just shoved the poor guy in the biodome, why he doesn't have wings, why he looks like he went through hell and why he is actively but slowly mutating into... Something that Grace isn't sure what it should be yet. And he really wants Simon to stop thinking Ryland is an angel.
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17 Jun 2026
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Come visit me on Tumblr @ ryver-styx27! I also have another Bloodymary fic Torn from the Stars, so check that out if you'd like!
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17 Jun 2026
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Two Birds, One Stone by ExtremeOatMilkMotel
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
14 Jun 2026
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Winged Grace AU where Simon washes up on the shores of Erid following the events of Iron Lung
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Humans have wings in Grace’s universe, humans do NOT have wings in Simon’s universe— cue the “Simon thinks Ryland Grace is an Angel” tag.
Grace is just as confused.Bookmarked by CatWizard
17 Jun 2026
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Fish in a Birdcage by YourLocal_Arsonist
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
08 Jun 2026
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It's 2 years into the journey to Erid. Ryland Grace is getting frustrated being cramped in the small Hail Mary.
On day, the impossible seems to happen. He see something outside the Hail Mary, something man made. Nothing could have prepared him for what he found insideSimon has been kn the Iron Lung for so long he's lost count. At one point he passed out, he's not sure when. He's not even fully sure he's alive. However, when he wakes he sees a winged figure cloaked in light and now he's absolutely positive that he's dead.
AKA; Grace is from an alternate universe where Humans have wings, Simon isn't and mistakes Grace for an angel when he wakes up.
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17 Jun 2026
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There is a creature in the Petrova line, he's never seen anything like it before. Is it a danger? If it is, can he even do anything to stop it? It seems to like the Petrova line; so that's good news on his and Rocky's side. Small problem, he still has no clue what it is, what it wants, and worst of all, he can't tell if he's about to make first contact with alien life for the third time.
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aka the fic where I turn Simon into a foolish space lizard with no clue what's going on.
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15 Jun 2026
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All the Stars For You Alone by Resident_Sunshine
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
20 Jun 2026
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Space was supposed to be a dream for most, something of comfort on a dark night. Something to gaze upon and fantasize about. A hidden wonder of the world just out of reach.
But it was also vast, and a holder of secrets. A cosmic entity that held the answers for those who went looking, and a danger to those naive fools who were forced upon it.
But maybe unlucky chance was destiny, and who was to mess with that?
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Or: Your typical Grace meets Simon and they live happily ever after in their human exhibit on Erid. Be prepared for heavy existential angst, lots of platonic cuddles, a healthy dosage of Eldritch horrors on Simon's part, and Rockys best attempt to see that his new friend and pet human lives long enough to see his life through.
Based on my typical writting expect this piece to be anywhere from 150k-300k words, but we shall see since I only have a vague idea of where it will go.
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11 Jun 2026
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a siren's tear by popcornrex for Robyn_the_Gay2004
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
09 Jun 2026
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Ava pushes aside the crew, who are all strangely huddled around something on the starboard side of the ship. She commands, “You will be in charge of handling our latest catch.”
“What the hell am I–”
Simon's words die in his throat as Ava finally makes a path for them. Laying upon the deck with four harpoons pointing at him is a siren.
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10 Jun 2026
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A Saving Grace by LowkeyLoki_1309
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
11 Jul 2026
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After ramming the sub straight into the Light, Simon wakes up on a strange spaceship with no memory of how he got there. The state of the Hail Mary -spacious, clean, bright and comfortable- can only lead to one conclusion: Simon has somehow been picked up by one of the highest-ranking leaders of the C.O.I.
Luckily, Dr. Grace doesn't seem to recognize him, buying Simon enough time to hatch yet another desperate plan for survival before his identity is discovered. In the meantime, Simon tries his best to stay in the man's good graces (no pun intended), but he's hardly known for his charming personality.
Both of them are in for a bumpy ride.
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10 Jun 2026