CassandraCaffrey
Fandoms
- Saw (Movies) (22)
- IT (Movies - Muschietti) (8)
- Shoot From The Hip Sketches (6)
- Gilmore Girls (TV 2000) (5)
- Jaws (Movies) (3)
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“Hello, Matthew Hooper here. Who’s calling?”
Brody clears his throat, and as always, without speaking, Matt recognises him by that alone.
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He wants nothing to do with her.
Her good hand yanks his shirt collar and he goes, trailing behind her from boardroom to office obediently.
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The files hadn't said a thing about the way the guy's mouth curled over a limp local beer, the way he idly traced the beads of condensation melting into the woodwork of the shitty local bar when he talked. The files hadn't thought to mention the heartbeat pause as Strahm clenched his own glass harder than required and Hoffman's eyes flickered to the movement. The files hadn't mentioned the unsaid: Oh, I see. I know you. Want to do something about it?
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Daniel's superpower - if he had to have one - is that he can go from unconsciousness to alert and aware within the space of a second.
So when he's abruptly woken by the creak of a floorboard beside his bed, he simply rolls onto his back and greets Mark with a grunt of acknowledgement.
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know i should stop (but i can't) by CassandraCaffrey for NahaFlowers
Fandoms: Gilmore Girls (TV 2000)
28 May 2026
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"Luce and I have-" Lorelai pauses, both the right word and the drama of it all. "An understanding."
"That's what we're calling it these days?" Sookie says all innocently, like she's not currently smirking over the edge of her mug.
Recent series
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Sapphic From the Hip (2025) by CassandraCaffrey
Fandom Clarissa's DIY Wedding - Shoot from the Hip Sketch, Never Give Annabelle A Gun - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
01 Sep 2025
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fics written for @sapphicfromthehipweek over on tumblr
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it's called saw cause you saw gilmore girls by CassandraCaffrey
Fandom Gilmore Girls (TV 2000), Saw (Movies)
12 Nov 2023
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sometimes you binge the Saw films. and then you binge Gilmore Girls. and you write a series of unconnected fics which bring these two 2000s franchises together.
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Striking a Chord by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
04 Apr 2026
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Living on a spaceship with an alien that exclusively speaks in song can really recontextualize karaoke for a guy.
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Bookmarked by CassandraCaffrey
30 Jun 2026
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.
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Bookmarked by CassandraCaffrey
26 Jun 2026
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Richard Starkey has grown accustomed to wonders.
Bookmarked by CassandraCaffrey
01 Apr 2026
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"You've thought about it, then? Being a girl?" Paul asks.
John swallows. "Yeah. A lot, actually. Dunno why."
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Paul walks in on John mid-gender spiral, and some difficult conversations are had as John tries to unravel the tangled mess of his feelings. Transfemme John AU.
Bookmarked by CassandraCaffrey
22 Mar 2026
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-Ringo changed John Lennon’s name to Lemon-
Ringo: sour ass bitch
Lemon: you know what that’s fairOr,
Brian Epstein yeets our fab four into a group chat. Hilarity(hopefully) ensues.**
McLennon pining starts in chapter 10.Series
Bookmarked by CassandraCaffrey
02 Mar 2026