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  1. Public Bookmark 98

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    “You can’t get pregnant from kissing,” Harry said in fervent tones.

    “Well, no, not usually,” Healer O’Toole agreed. “But, you see, you have unusual stores of latent magical power. And you of all people should know how important wishing magic is. If you had any genetic material at all in your body from another person and you wished to be pregnant with that person, well, I daresay your magic would do the rest of the work.”

    Harry had a fixed expression on his face. Ron had a bad, bad feeling. Harry had only had eyes for one man for months.

    “No.” Harry said, but now he sounded as though he were trying to convince himself. “No, that’s not possible.”

    “Harry James Potter,” Ron said, his voice deadly quiet. “When the fuck did you start snogging Draco Malfoy?”


    Or, Harry Potter is exceptional. Everyone always said so. He didn't realise just how exceptional until he wished himself pregnant on his first date. A story of doing everything perfectly out of order.

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    02 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    Harry has been in a funk after the war, it feels like every day is passing in a blur, until he gets a small but meaningful gift from an anonymous sender. And suddenly Harry has something to look forward to every week.

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    Draco has begun courting Harry Potter in traditional pureblood fashion, by giving him gifts. Harry is, of course, an idiot.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Bob-Bob, we have a problem.

    Robert adjusted his reading glasses on the bridge of his nose, and clicked immediately through to the 1-to-1 window on his Dispatch screen, ready and on hand. “I’m on deck. What’s happening, Bae?”

    Well, there’s really no easy way to say this, but… I’m irresistible.

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    In combat, Flambae gets hit by a spell that makes everyone fall in love with him. Luckily, one specific person seems to be immune.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Harry was strict with Ginny. He didn't want to have sex with her until they were married or at least older. But add in a splash of fire whiskey and a tall blond prat and suddenly he's more than willing to have sex. Except now he only wants to have sex with Draco Malfoy.

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    09 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    Draco crossed his arms and tried not to pout. “I don’t care. It’s humiliating.”

    “What’s humiliating?” Harry pushed Draco’s knees aside and worked his way past him to sit between Draco and Blaise.

    “Draco lost a little game we sometimes like to play,” said Pansy, making a face at Draco’s patented “if you breathe a word of this you’ll be dead to me and I shall make you pay” look and continuing without a single sign that she was worried about being dead to Draco or being made to pay, the tart. “We were playing a game, and he lost. And he now has to be punished, according to the rules that he himself devised,” she repeated, staring pointedly at a glowering Draco.

    Or: Draco has to grow a beard for two months. Absolutely no one is ready for his beard to come in ginger. Especially not Harry.

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    05 Apr 2026