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    "A witch popped out of a rabbit hole in Central Park," Tony says. "Sorceress. Evil person. She was making inanimate objects come to life, there’s still trash cans running around Central Park, throwing beer cans at citizens, probably, Rhodey is wrangling them. Because with that suit of his, the hope is the trash cans might be persuaded to think of him as their supreme leader, or perhaps mother duck.”
    Her impatience is making a rapid comeback. “Stick to the medically relevant information, please.”
    “Kid says he was hit by a truth spell.”
    “Yes,” Peter says. “I was hit by a truth spell.”

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    "Well, looks like we're all Sith Lords, now. I hope you've all been practicing your most menacing laughter for our first run in with the Jedi Council."

    Ben could only sigh and raise a distasteful eyebrow at the cross shaped, red lightsaber he was given. Down the line other students were also handling their new weapons and robes with a raised eyebrow here and quizzical expression there.

    "Really, uncle?"

    "Really. I don't want to compete with the local Jedi population."

    Why did Jedi politics and time travel have to be so difficult?

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Connor, traumatized and deviant from his brutal testing, escapes CyberLife by masquerading as a CX100 household android. Meanwhile, a well-meaning relative thinks Hank could use a little help with his day-to-day life as a single parent.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    This was likely the reason he was the only slave in the Temple, yet also why they treated him well. He was a special case, he was a valuable asset. They wanted to control him, and above all, they didn’t want to lose him. So he remained property. But the Jedi didn’t call him a slave—that was not socially accepted in the Inner Rim.

     

    A young Anakin still believes he's a slave in the Jedi Temple. With the Clone Wars raging across the galaxy, there is no chance for anyone to tell him any different.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    It's hard to bring balance to the Force when the only method you've seen is your black-cloaked psychic cyborg sorcerer dad with a severe breathing problem throwing an old man down the Death Star reactor shaft. As much as Luke would like to see the not-yet-Emperor dead, he doesn't want to be arrested by his unusually attractive(?) war-hero dad and spend the rest of his indeterminate time in the past dropping Ewok beats in a jail cell. Also Leia would probably kill him. But not before breaking him out of jail.

    So when the twins wake up on Tatooine decades in the past, they play it safe. They take over a planet, reconnect with their adoptive and real parents without weirding them out (too much), and accidentally cause the Chancellor perpetual near-death experiences.

    Nailed it.

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    31 May 2026