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5 Times I Hope You Never Know (+1 Time I Thanks God You Did) by CaponLineage
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
08 Apr 2026
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Or: 5 times Hans and Henry can’t resist their impulses and at night give in to dirty fantasies about each other + 1 time when, finally, in Suchdol, they realize their feelings are mutual.
Somnophilia episodies, but mostly non-touchy.
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lose your breath by CaponLineage, lleaflet
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
15 Mar 2026
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Henry works at a café, while keeping his civilian life anonymous from his viral biker TikTok account.
Hans is the nepo-baby heir to a bank, while finding what fleeting joy he can in clubs in the arms of strangers. Unbeknownst to him, he's an avid follower of Henry's account.
One late morning, Hans is having a terrible, not-very-good wake up on the way to work. He pops in at a café for breakfast - a café where Henry works as a barista. Henry in turn is having a very usual day, up until a pompous entitled suit cuts in the line. A suit whose cocky face lights up with genuine delight at the lavish drinks Henry makes.
Two frappés and a couple of days later there's a spark in the air between them.
A spark that later finds them together in the local gay nightclub. They burn fast, they burn bright, and a connection neither can deny welds between them.
[A narrative heavy RP + scrollable HTML widgets!]
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Story of a Generic Employee by Subject21 (CaponLineage)
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
11 Mar 2026
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In Assassin’s Creed Black Flag, the modern-day protagonist is never actually seen, because essentially that protagonist is you. But have you ever wondered what they might have felt, what emotions they experienced throughout the entire game?
You think it would be exciting to find some kind of hidden treasure even within Abstergo Entertainment itself, so you decide to hack the Animus of some unsuspecting employee at random.
You start typing words and codes that your passion for computers has made you memorize, and you manage to access the database screen—something like the computer’s “black box.”
But of course, it’s protected by a complex barrier system.- Language:
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«My dear Henry,» he declared grandly, running his free hand through his damp hair and pushing it back from his face, «you are exceedingly fortunate. You have the honour of learning from the finest lover in the entire region—!» He lifted his chin, preened shamelessly, like a peacock. «—the very reincarnation of Dionysus himself!»
Henry couldn’t help it. A small, helpless laugh escaped him.
«I’ve no idea who that is,» Henry said at least, shaking his head, half laughing despite himself. “But I’m fairly sure I’ll start calling you Sir Hans Modesty Capon!»
«Careful, Henry! Continuing calling me a liar like that…» Hans warned lightly. If it had been anyone else, he would have sent them to the stocks for half as much. But it was Henry. That damned blacksmith’s boy who refused to remember his place. «…you do have witnesses here, after all.»or: What if "Next to Godliness" quoest had actually been a real smut scene. Completely self-indulgent, because I wanted to write a bit of these idiots-in-love bisexual icons.
Archie? Who’s Archie? There is no Arse-n-balls here (maybe) -
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“Where is Henry?” he repeated—this time with a sharper edge of panic in his voice.
A maid stammered something about checking the courtyard. Someone else mentioned the stables. A third suggested he might already be at the St. Matthew's church.
Hans’s pulse spiked.
What if Henry had gone?
What if the thought of seeing Hans wed to another had undone him? What if he had left, ridden toward Kuttemberg or far away God knew where, unable to watch the man he loved bind himself to someone he did not?
No.
No, Henry wouldn’t.
Not like that. Not after the promises of last night, and the nights before.
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KCD but they bang every chapter by AGildedTriptych
Fandom Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
18 Jun 2026
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A series of vignettes set between the main events of the KCD games that asks the brave question of "What if they banged from the start?"
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Bookmarked by CaponLineage
01 Jul 2026
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Cras amet qui nunquam amavit; quique amavit, cras amet by AGildedTriptych
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
18 Jun 2026
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Cras amet qui nunquam amavit; quique amavit, cras amet
✹ May he who has never loved before, love tomorrow;
And may he who has loved, love tomorrow as well ✹For Sir Hans Capon, the act of giving is arguably not a sin. But his curiosity gets the better of him and he asks Henry to try returning the deed.
The problem now is that the two of them are playing a different game entirely...
A series of sweet, silly and somewhat serious vignettes set between the main events of KCD1 that asks the brave question of "What if they banged from the start?"
✹ Chapter 2 contains commissioned artwork ✹
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- Part 1 of KCD but they bang every chapter
Bookmarked by CaponLineage
01 Jul 2026
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Of Love and Amorous Adventures by Skribls for gloriousdisco
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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Hans, starved of affection his entire life, finds himself hopelessly smitten with his one true friend, Henry. Desperate to confess without actually confessing, he turns to the only tried‑and‑true method he trusts: anonymous love poems.
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- 12,466
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Bookmarked by CaponLineage
01 Jul 2026
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The blanket falls down around Hans' hips as he sits up over Henry, grinning. "A full day is twenty-four hours, Hal. This—" he waves the note around, "—says any time until this time tomorrow."
"I hate it when you get pedantic," Henry groans.
Henry gets used for a day. Hans gets his favorite stress release in the form of one master blacksmith.
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07 Jun 2026
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The Secret of Castle Pirkstein by Valoryu
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
19 Jun 2026
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The year was 1383 when a young blonde boy – Sir Hans Capon – was born as heir to Rattay, and despite common practice among the nobility, Lord Ješek of Pirkstein, father of the child, did not snuff out his son’s life upon discovering he was a nymph, and instead, decided to keep the nature of his son hidden. A decision his brother, Sir Hanush of Leipa, dared not question, even years after his brother’s tragic passing.
However, in the year 1403, when a mere blacksmith’s boy was forcibly assigned to be the page of the young lord, all it took was a single hunting trip to send a secret on its path to unravelling. A secret that Castle Pirkstein had fought hard to keep for twenty long years.
Bookmarked by CaponLineage
06 Jun 2026