Cannibal_Walleye
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (3)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (3)
- Empires SMP (2)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
- Gravity Falls (1)
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Spaghetti Bill fucks Ford in the Fearamid throne room. Doesn't get much simpler than that.
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Hermit A Day May 2025, Lils Style! by Cannibal_Walleye, enkays_den
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Jun 2025
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A page of Skizz's journal from when he is introduced to the Hermits, starting May 1 and posting every day till we're done!
Set a few weeks after the events of I've Just Seen A Face, but won't be spoilery. In fact, this will be a great way to get used to the world!
Series
- Part 3 of Lils Universe
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There Ain't Nothing Please Me More Than You by Cannibal_Walleye
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
27 Apr 2025
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After pining after one another for years, Impulse has finally asked Skizz out on a date. Problem is, they're both super busy, so it's either a 1-hour date, or no first date for the next month. Needless to say, Impulse is stressed about things going perfectly, Skizz notices, and they kiss. Short and sweet!
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Eclipse by Cannibal_Walleye, enkays_den
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
20 Feb 2025
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A new moon rises over Hermitcraft, and with it, a new friend(?)
Introduction to a larger series
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- Part 1 of Lils Universe
Recent series
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Lils Universe by Cannibal_Walleye, enkays_den
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Jun 2025
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Works inspired by the Tamacrafter designs made by Hybbatt on tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/hybbart/tagged/tamacrafters%20au
- Words:
- 2,553
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 14
Recent bookmarks
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Something to Lose by S666t666n
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
25 Jul 2026
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Slice of life Coltland Twins Bloodymary AU! No astrophage. No Hail Mary. Human Rocky and Adrian will be introduced later!
Ryland Grace is still a teacher at Grover Cleveland Middle School in San Francisco. Simon in the Uncle of one of his students. They meet at the same time as Colt comes back into his life, those things are not independent of each other.
Hope you're ready for this ride because it's...rocky. lol.Simon grew up in a death cult and his backstory will be discussed in depth, including the torture he was subjected to.
Colt and Ryland had an abusive father as well, so read at your own risk!- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 239,908
- Chapters:
- 35/?
- Comments:
- 1,657
- Kudos:
- 1,838
- Bookmarks:
- 370
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- 46,951
Bookmarked by Cannibal_Walleye
21 Jul 2026
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Dreams and Ghostlight Angels by Bibarian
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
23 Jul 2026
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Simon had never been sure whether it was better to be awake or asleep. Being awake meant facing the horrible reality of the Quiet Rapture and of his prison sentence, not knowing when he might be killed to spare resources...or become resources.
Meanwhile, sleep meant being haunted with nightmares made up of his past sins and trials.That is, until he started dreaming of an angel.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,821
- Chapters:
- 25/?
- Comments:
- 1,447
- Kudos:
- 1,366
- Bookmarks:
- 263
- Hits:
- 19,575
Bookmarked by Cannibal_Walleye
11 Jul 2026
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Beneath a Crimson Surface by VikCacao
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game)
15 Jul 2026
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There is a void where they could not save the stars. Empty and cold, it lays dormant in its silent death. But some erdians found something impossible: life. Moving, writhing, violent life.
And they brought it home to Erid. Back to where Grace can learn and observe the impossible alongside his friends and neighbors.
But what they brought back isn't some mindless creature. It's not just a violent beast. It's human. Undeniably human.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,764
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Comments:
- 373
- Kudos:
- 1,197
- Bookmarks:
- 295
- Hits:
- 17,377
Bookmarked by Cannibal_Walleye
10 Jul 2026
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The Falls Guys (+ An Eridian) by Wenber
Fandoms: The Fall Guy (2024), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 Jul 2026
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As Colt Seavers is driving to Tom Ryder's loft, he nearly hits someone on the way there. When he finally sees who he nearly hit, his world will never be the same.
Because the man he nearly hit looks exactly like him. A carbon copy, if you will.
And what does this carbon copy of Colt Seavers do when he sees him? He runs.
And maybe Colt Seavers will regret chasing his doppelganger down when a 400-pound rock spider comes to his doppelganger's rescue.
(A story where Grace and Rocky have accidentally shucked themselves into Colt Seaver's world during the movie and get unwillingly tangled within its plot.) (Alternating POVs between Colt and Grace)
(Illustrations included!)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 85,673
- Chapters:
- 8/10
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 600
- Kudos:
- 1,645
- Bookmarks:
- 467
- Hits:
- 24,960
Bookmarked by Cannibal_Walleye
10 Jul 2026
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Staring at the Stars by masterfail
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), The Fall Guy (2024), The Nice Guys (2016), The Gray Man (2022), The Gray Man Series - Mark Greaney
21 Jul 2026
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Simon is the new history teacher at Grover Cleveland Middle and he likes his job. A lot. It's fun teaching the kids and it's nice being able to adapt to civilian life. The only hiccup is the science teacher next door.
Ryland is excited to befriend the new history teacher, but for some reason he can't seem to have a normal conversation with him. Like ever.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 71,429
- Chapters:
- 30/?
- Comments:
- 1,503
- Kudos:
- 1,790
- Bookmarks:
- 287
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Bookmarked by Cannibal_Walleye
09 Jul 2026