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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    “What’s the reason you’re here then?” He scans Joker from head to toe as Joker starts to adjust his wig and gloves. “And what’s with the, uh…this.”

    Joker’s eyes gleam. He pauses what he’s doing.

    “You like it?”

    Bruce coughs.

    “It’s certainly convincing.”

    “Mmm.” Joker sounds overjoyed. “Took me some time to perfect it.”

    “What can you get by wearing this face that you couldn’t get from crashing in here on a Joker themed wrecking ball?”

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    12 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    Bruce Wayne is getting what he's always wanted: the Joker is rehabilitated and staying in his home under his watchful eye. Gotham is quieter than it's ever been. So why isn't it enough?

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    20 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    After years of the same cycle with his rogues, a disillusioned Bruce Wayne decides he’s going to take their rehabilitation into his own hands, starting with his biggest adversary, the Joker.

    He makes him an offer; to stay with Bruce for a week, and experience a snippet of a normal life alongside him. To give the Joker what he’s always wanted — Bruce’s full attention.

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    17 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    When Joker falls unconscious and doesn't wake up, it's up to Batman to investigate what could have caused his comatose state. What Bruce couldn't have predicted is what taking care of a sleeping Joker will force him to confront within himself.

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    17 Jan 2025

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    Moving in with Wade was categorically not a regret. In fact - not that he was ever going to let himself admit that to Wade’s face - this was probably the best thing that could have happened to him. But of course, he was moving in with Wade fucking Wilson who, as much as he had grown on Logan throughout their bizarre adventure, was still a human tornado. Sometimes it was really hard to remind himself how glad he was that Wade had called after him.

    They hadn’t really had an exact conversation about how long Logan was expecting to stay. Wade’s words on that first walk back to the apartment had been “Stay as long as you need - until you get sick of me, honestly!”

    “You think I’m not already there, Bub?” Logan had joked with a wry smile.

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    Logan has decided he's going to try and not fuck it up this time around. He's going to be grateful for the second chance that Wade gave him when he met (kidnapped) him in that bar. He's going to be a good dad to Laura, and a good roomate and friend to Wade. Which means he is absolutely not going to let himself take Wade's joking flirting seriously, and he categorically won't get in the way of Wade and Vanessa. Even if the selfish part of him wants to.

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    20 Oct 2024