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When Yusami finds out she's been dropped into the Naruto universe, she doesn't know if she should feel relieved or cheated to have missed out on all of the cool ninja stuff.
"Both" she decides as she looks down at her favorite customer and wonders how she can sneak extra veggies into his bag without him noticing, "Definitely both."
Or: a self-insert becomes a simple grocer in Konohagakure and decides that if no one else is going to adopt the baby protagonist, then it's free real estate.
Featuring: a civilian woman beating Danzou at his own game, Naruto finding the love he's always deserved, and a hefty amount of ANBU operatives wondering if the Uchiha are accepting volunteers for that little coup/revolution.
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- Part 1 of Take This Hearth and Make a Home
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Nakairi (中入り): when the performers step behind the curtain or set between the first and second half of a play to changes masks or costumes. Similar to an interval, intermission, or an entre'act.
"The interval is a rest for the spectators; not for the action," - Jean-François Marmontel, 1763
Just because most of Team 7 is gone, off striving for newer and greater heights, that doesn't mean the world stops for Haruno Sakura. In a world where she doesn't apprentice to the Godaime Hokage (can't, won't, what difference does it make when the result is the same?) her desperation leads her to a different solution: keeping Team 7 alive, anyway she can. Whether Kakashi-sensei wants her to or not.
Also known as: Sakura's World Tour.
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Freezing Spider by Renren_2702
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
12 Jun 2026
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Peter Parker died on Titan. Or at least, he was supposed to. He remembered it clearly: the fatality, the horror, the dust, the stubborn ache of his healing factor attempting to save him from the impossible.
But he also remembered waking up in a freezing cave, drenched in a glowing green goop he’d fought tooth and nail to get out from.
Peter Parker was meant to die on Titan. So why was he in an alternate universe, trying to survive the winter with nothing but the will to build a makeshift heater?Or,
Now three years younger and with rapidly evolving abilities due to the Lazarus Pit, ex sixteen year-old Peter Parker (he refuses to call himself thirteen) finds himself homeless, alone and freezing in Gotham’s brutal winter. He goes dumpster-diving behind a suspiciously high-tech house in Crime Alley, desperate to build a heater —naturally, Parker Luck strikes again.
Because it happens to be one of the safehouses belonging to a certain vigilante with eyes and a white streak far too similar to Peter’s.
Red hood knows. He knows what that means. He has no choice but to approach him. -
Hermione Granger and the Slytherin Footnotes by cwm31s
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jun 2026
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Fourth year was supposed to be simple: a world cup match, a new timetable, and the usual chaos orbiting Harry.
Instead, Hermione starts noticing the small things everyone else ignores — the legal notices in the back of the paper, the quiet power behind certain families, and the way the rules around underage magic never seem to apply quite the same to everyone.
Armed with a notebook, a few Muggle “just in case” supplies, and an inconvenient talent for pattern-spotting, she walks into another year at school and straight into the orbit of Theo and Blaise.
They’re not friends. Not yet. But they have access to the kind of knowledge Hermione’s never been offered, and she has a talent for turning information into leverage.
Before long, homework is the least important thing they’re working on — and the quiet, hidden parts of the castle matter a lot more than what happens in class.
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Most people like to believe they’d survive the apocalypse. The twins were certain they’d be the first to go, back when humans nearly annihilated Earth through war and disease. But the end of the world turned out to reward adaptability in the worst situations and utter stubborness.
Against their own expectations, they survived. Then kept surviving, even when navigating being taken in by alien robots that call them 'sparklings'.
They moved like the twin stars that made up the gemini constellation—gravity damning them to never be apart, rules never sticking and authority never landing in their orbit. The twins listened to no one but each other, operating on the same wavelength and ignoring everything else… except, apparently, other twins who seem wired the same way (to everyone's surprise).