Call_me_Alis
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“Jesus Christ,” Lando whispered. “I just told Max Verstappen to fuck off. On camera. In a wedding skirt. To protect my—” He froze, gesturing helplessly at the Aussie still watching him with infuriating calm. “—my husband.”
Oscar raised a single eyebrow. He looked about as hungover as Lando felt, but there was a wry tilt to his mouth.
“Well,” he said flatly. “At least you were committed.”
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Lando Norris went to Vegas to celebrate taking the lead in the WDC. He left with a hangover, a husband, and a skirt.
It's not a PR nightmare if you never sober up.- Language:
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11 Apr 2026
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Lando posts one (1) photo on Instagram and suddenly his entire fandom thinks he’s dating Oscar Piastri.
He’s not.
…Right?- Language:
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27 Mar 2026
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For twenty years, Henry of Skalitz was forgotten—buried in darkness, bound in rusted chains, waiting for rescue that never came.
Hans Capon never stopped looking for Henry—never stopped chasing ghosts, never stopped losing hope, never stopped failing. And now, his son has done what he could not.
Heinrich expected to find a prisoner. Instead, he found a ruin of a man—too frail to stand, too lost to recognize his own name. He takes Henry, carries him into the world he once knew.
Henry has been found. But can men so thoroughly broken be saved?
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- Part 1 of We Who Waited
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29 May 2025
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A disappointing turn in Henry's life forces him to move back in with his parents. While he's getting his life back together, Martin suggests helping him with his work selling weapons at the local Renaissance Fair. Henry accepts, not knowing that his life is about to be turned upside down by a man named Hans Capon.
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13 Mar 2025
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The young Lord Hans Capon had become quickly fond of the peasant blacksmith's boy thrust unwillingly into his service - not that he'd admit as much aloud.
A too-drunk night lost in the woods presents a complication that may change things forever.
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07 Mar 2025