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Vlad Masters had no idea what he’d done to piss off Clockwork, the Zone’s most powerful ghost and Master of Time, but he definitely needs to Stop Doing It. Why? Because the ghost was now treating Vlad as his personal fixer-upper for Bad Ending Timelines. And if Vlad had to punch himself in the face one more time for bad relationship decisions, bad obsessions, or just overall bad life choices, he was going to start making some questionable life decisions of his own…
These short stories are set between ‘How Bad Could Turning 16 Really Be?’ and the upcoming ‘Time Enough for All That Later’.
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- Part 4 of Danny Phantom - Goth Cereal
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When Vlad Masters arrives at FentonWorks for the weekly truce dinner, he expects everything to go as it usually does: ignored by Maddie, overly attended on by Jack, and sassed by Daniel and Jasmine.
Unfortunately, halfa luck is in full swing when Jack accidentally uses the Fenton Ghost-Remote on Vlad, Danny, and Jazz which sends them hurtling off into a situation none of them are prepared for. Can they survive living in rough conditions until they reach human civilization again? Or, more importantly, can the three of them survive multiple hours in each other's company without resorting to murder and mayhem?
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- Part 13 of Danny Phantom - Random Assortment of Fics
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When Danny asks Vlad Masters to demonstrate a new technique to help him evade a GIW trap, the older halfa is beside himself with joy. Maybe the irascible teen is FINALLY coming around to the idea of being mentored by Vlad!
Only Vlad didn't count on his own terrible luck (not to mention Danny's) causing their lesson to be derailed before it could even begin. Now, the two arch-enemies are well and truly stuck together. Is this the beginning of a new, less violent chapter in their lives? Or will it all go down in a blazing ball of ectoplasmic fire?
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- Part 12 of Danny Phantom - Random Assortment of Fics
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Danny is fairly certain the universe hates him. Why? Because if something can go wrong in his life, it most certainly will.
Example A: He somehow manages to find an 'on' switch inside an inter-dimensional portal and kill himself half-dead. Example B: The one time he decides to cheat using his powers he creates a mass murderer bent on the destruction of the entire timeline. Example C: When he decides to drop in to see his crush, Danny literally almost crushes them inside a teeny, tiny box.
Enjoy the shenanigans.
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- Part 3 of Danny Phantom - Pompous Pep
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What happens when you combine Vlad I-Must-Be-Perfect-To-Earn-Love Masters and Danny Helping-Is-How-I-Have-Self-Worth Fenton with a series of unexpected illnesses? Idiots being ridiculously adorable, of course.
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- Part 11 of Danny Phantom - Random Assortment of Fics
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When Vlad Masters is given the opportunity to save his young (and very annoying) halfa rival from an ignominious defeat, he surprises everyone in the ghost zone when he actually takes it.
The ghost most surprised by this change of heart? Vlad Masters himself.
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- Part 1 of Unarmed & Dangerous
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Danny Fenton is tired of Vlad Master's shit, and for once, he has the ability to do something about it. After defeating Vlad for the very first time, Danny gives him an ultimatum. If Vlad wants to keep interacting with his younger counterpart, Danny says he better shape up or else.
Vlad Masters, of course, chooses the 'or else' option.
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- Part 2 of Danny Phantom - Pompous Pep
- Part 1 of Dom Danny
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When Vlad Masters gets a frantic call claiming Danny needs his help, he immediately teleports to Madison University where the younger halfa is enrolled. Danny really does need his help. Just...not the kind Vlad wanted to give the young man. Ever.
Sometimes, the price of mentorship comes at much too high a cost.
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- Part 10 of Danny Phantom - Random Assortment of Fics
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Vlad continues to be a doting (and better) godfather to all four of his godchildren: Sam Manson, Tucker Foley, Jazz Fenton, and Danny Fenton. Some of the little shits make it easier for him than others, but that is the inherent nature of the beast when you start out throwing hands with teenagers and turn your life around enough to actually love them.
The trio turns 16 this year and growing up brings a whole new chapter in ghost hunting, falling in love, and exciting developments in halfa biology. Stay tuned for the continuing fluff and maddness!
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- Part 3 of Danny Phantom - Goth Cereal
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Danny Phantom is the successful owner of a internationally recognized ghost rescue company which has made great strides in both the legal arena and rescue efforts throughout the world. But something is still missing in Danny's life, and the unexpected rescue of his former arch nemesis clues Danny into what that might be.
Danny loves Vlad. And this time, he's not letting that Fruitloop get away.
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- Part 1 of Danny Phantom - Pompous Pep
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Vlad Masters' coping mechanism is throwing hands with teenagers.
It might not be healthy (for them), but he's come to depend on it these last two years to get himself through the daily disappointment of no spouse, no family, and no friends. But when a de-powered Vlad has his coping mechanism abruptly ripped away, he might find that family is closer than he thinks.
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After the events of 'and so we band together', Vlad finds himself the proud godparent of FOUR teenagers. He's never been happier. The teens have never been more weirded out. Chaos and shenanigans will continue to ensue.
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- Part 2 of Danny Phantom - Goth Cereal
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When Vlad Masters is invited by his ex-best friend Jack Fenton on a family camping trip, the smart thing would be to politely refuse.
Vlad has never been a smart man when it comes to Jack.
But the longer he spends with the Fenton family, the more Vlad remembers exactly why he and the enormous ghost hunter had become friends so many years ago. And maybe, just maybe, there might be a way for them to bridge the divide once more...
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In which I put Danny and Vlad into a ridiculous and dangerous situation because how else is Vlad going to learn his lesson about being a proper mentor to this poor teen?
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When Danny arrives critically injured on Vlad Masters's doorstep, there is only one way to save the dying halfa: an emergency procedure that risks both their lives. But is Vlad really willing to give up half of himself to save Danny?
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Summary: Sam asks Danny to an event hosted by her parents. The catch? He has to learn to dance like rich people. And who better to ask than the richest person he knows? Badger-cereal galore.
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Vlad Masters has it all. He's rich. He's successful. He's one of the most powerful ghosts in the realm. Now if he could just figure out what's going on with his fire core, he could presumably enjoy it all.
Vlad-very grudgingly-learns the power of friendship and fatherhood.
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Vlad is forced into a band by a Fenton…again.
Vlad Masters is pseudo-blackmailed into joining a rock band for a charity concert that his least favorite teen halfa has volunteered to help with. The catch? Nobody, absolutely nobody, can find out who Vlad is. Time for an extreme makeover, punk rock edition!
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- Part 1 of Danny Phantom - Goth Cereal
- Part 4 of Danny Phantom - Random Assortment of Fics
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The ghost flu comes to Amity Park, and Danny Fenton is barely passing chemistry. Who will he turn to in his hour of need?
His parents who are determined to destroy each and every ghost molecule by molecule? Or his (ex?) arch-nemesis who has been surprisingly helpful these past few months. Or, at least, much less of a jerk than usual.
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When there's no edible food at home, what's a hungry teen halfa to do?
Raid his arch-nemesis's pantry, of course!
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