Cake_Is_Cool
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- Gravity Falls (51)
- Danny Phantom (26)
- Infinity Train (Cartoon) (20)
- Murder Drones (Web Series) (15)
- Minecraft: Story Mode (Video Game) (11)
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Five Times N and Uzi's Dates Were Ruined by Cake_Is_Cool
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
28 May 2026
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In which N becomes a pickup artist, V makes fun of Uzi's height, and Cyn is a menace who adopts Uzi as an older sibling (and gives Uzi a crisis). Not necessarily in that order.
OR: Five times Cyn and V interrupted or made fun of N and Uzi on a date, and the one time they were supportive.
Series
- Part 1 of The Cylly Cynderful Cynanigans of the Cyndom
- Part 14 of Cake’s Murder Drones Fics
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We Saved The World, Ask Us Anything! by Cake_Is_Cool
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
25 May 2026
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Khan makes an AMA post.
It does not go as planned.
(Rated Teen for mentions of skinned corpses, thanks Cyn)
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- Part 13 of Cake’s Murder Drones Fics
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I Swear That I'm A Good Kid (Who's Had A Bad Run) by Cake_Is_Cool
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
19 May 2026
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Nine young adults trying to rebuild their lives after spending years in youth prison decide to make a podcast. Even if so many people trying to do one thing wasn't chaotic, three of them have a deadly secret.
(And could anyone really love her, Uzi wonders, when she's keeping such an important secret?)
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- Part 12 of Cake’s Murder Drones Fics
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When Uzi's class is exposed to a contagious, deadly virus, they're sent to quarantine at a hospital for a month. But the hospital isn't quite what it seems - and what's with the "defective" drone who's been there for an unknown amount of time?
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- Part 2 of Sick and Twisted
- Part 2 of Cake’s Murder Drones Fics
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Local Agoraphobic Makes Concerning Videos by Cake_Is_Cool
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
17 May 2026
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Uzi Doorman has agoraphobia, which frustrates her to no end.
So she makes a YouTube channel about it.
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- Part 11 of Cake’s Murder Drones Fics
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All my Murder Drones fics excluding crossovers in one place so you can subscribe to just this instead of my whole profile if you don’t want to get inundated by a billion different fandoms.
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The Cylly Cynderful Cynanigans of the Cyndom by Cake_Is_Cool
Fandom Murder Drones (Web Series)
28 May 2026
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MD post-canon fix it AU with some plot and lots of fluff and angst.
We’ve got it all: Nuzi, a group chat, characters getting therapy, and Cyn-as-Uzi's-tail being the menace she was born to be!
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As more and more constructs are freed and start to get away from their enslaving corporations, they are starting to hear rumors that the PanSystem University of Mihira and New Tideland might accept them and help them into their new lives.
Toward that end, PSUMNT has started offering a course sequence titled "Survival Tips for Recently Freed Constructs."
Murderbot isn't quite sure how it was roped into teaching Act Like a Human 101, but somehow it was.
And it definitely doesn't get paid enough for this.
Bookmarked by Cake_Is_Cool
16 Jun 2026
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hold the quiet by aloneintherain
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)
26 Sep 2025
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SecUnit is staring at him. Ratthi accidentally makes eye contact again, and its gaze doesn’t dart away like it normally does. It stays locked onto his. Deliberately maintaining the eye contact.
Ratthi flexes his hands. His skin is tacky with fluids and the webs of his fingers stick together. “You’re really worrying me, SecUnit. Talk to me. Tell me you’re okay.”
“I’m okay,” SecUnit says immediately.
(OR: After Murderbot is attacked by the company and has its governor module switched back on, it can’t speak freely to ask for help. It takes its friends a while to notice.)
Bookmarked by Cake_Is_Cool
16 Jun 2026
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Dibs Not by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies)
02 May 2016
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Inspired by anon: 'AU where the airport fight ends in a minor debate over who has to take Peter home b/c he's literally too young to fly unaccompanied without fuckloads of paperwork.'
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Bookmarked by Cake_Is_Cool
16 Jun 2026
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“I used to sleep there,” Harry snaps.
He’s breathing hard. He feels like he’s run a marathon, even though he’s just sitting there uselessly, staring at a perfectly ordinary cupboard.
“What?” Sirius says.
(For the Bad Things Happen Bingo, prompt: Childhood Trauma).
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- Part 2 of bad things happen bingo
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Bookmarked by Cake_Is_Cool
16 Jun 2026
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Tony Stark created the group chat.
Tony "Genius Billionaire Philanthropist" Stark:
Welcome, Earth’s Mightiest Notifications.Tony "Genius Billionaire Philanthropist" Stark:
Rules:I’m in charge
There are no other rules...
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....Tony "Genius Billionaire Philanthropist" Stark:
Also if anyone changes the group name I will launch a satellite at youBookmarked by Cake_Is_Cool
14 Jun 2026