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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    It has been several months since Agent Texas has joined the Mother of Invention and everyone is still dancing on eggshells.
    That all starts to change when the Director calls everyone in for a mission. They had lost contact with a satellite base and he needs the Freelancers to investigate the sudden silence. But all is not as it seems.
    Join Washington, Carolina, Tex, and all the other Freelancers as they meet and try to survive the craziest Freelancers in the Project.

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    02 Feb 2024

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    “Quite a fright for sun-enjoyers at Cloudbreak near Fiji yesterday. One of the surfers spotted an incredibly large shark and alerted the lifeguards, who immediately pulled all surfers from the water and called the coastguard.

    After a short investigation, it was concluded that the shark, a Great White named Ghost, was going to be around for a while. Though not seen as a threat since Ghost has never attacked humans, the lifeguards have not opened the beach for surfers or swimmers.

    At this moment, sunbathing is allowed, but surfing is only allowed with explicit clearance from the coastguard, who placed a tracker on Ghost to locate him at all times. The coastguard is ecstatic to have a tracker on the shark since Ghost is a very elusive animal and typically doesn’t show himself in crowded places.

    Ghost is 24 feet long and thought to be around 30 years of age.”

     

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    Soap is a surfer, Ghost is a shark. What could possibly go wrong?

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    31 Jan 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    When Wash gets a message on his coms, calling him David and telling him to come quickly, he wasn’t sure what exactly he expected, but it certainly hadn’t been this. Though honestly, he figures he probably should have.

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    26 Jan 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    You always tried to expect the unexpected with Caboose, but this takes the cake.

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    26 Jan 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Grif never wanted an AI. Let alone an AI that was so fucking smart it knew not to underestimate him. All those years of tearing now people's expectations and here comes Delta, making him do the right thing. Between him and Caboose Grif had his work cut out for him.

    “Retrieve? No Delta we need to get the fuck out of here.
    “I can not allow you to abandon Private Caboose.”
    “Oh yeah?”
    “Sorry allow me to clarify Sergeant Grif. I will not abandon Private Caboose.”
    Grif rolls his eyes. “Of all the times for you to be stubborn, you had to pick the worst.”

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    25 Jan 2024