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‘I will kill you’
'Fuck,’ Regulus throws his head back. ‘Tell me, James,’ He glances down with a wild glint in his eyes. ‘Would you use your hands?’
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Detective James Potter x Serial Killer Regulus Black
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02 Jul 2026
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A human. It was a real, living, breathing human. When was the last time he saw a human? It had to have been just before Earth’s destruction. Trillions—no, quintillions—of years had passed since Earth was consumed by the Sun, and yet here was a human, alive and well. A human, standing there before him under a soft, blue sky.
Earth. He was back on Earth.
The Master of Death couldn't help it. He laughed.
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Left in darkness at the end of time, the Master of Death had been waiting for Death to finally reap his old soul. That is, at least, until he fell through a black hole's event horizon and woke up in Petunia Dursley's garden.
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02 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger and the Hater Grandma by Light_Thistle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jul 2026
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"What muggle aberration is that?"
Hermione stared, then remembered. Of course. The woman had probably never seen one.
"It's a pen."
"I heard the word." Walburga leaned forward slightly, suspiciously radiating from every inch of her. "What does it do?"
Hermione looked at the pen, then back at Walburga. The question was so unexpected she almost laughed.
"You can write with it."
The portrait's eyes narrowed. "Without ink?"
"It does have ink."
"Where?"
Hermione clicked it and the tip emerged. Walburga flinched, but Hermione pretended not to notice. "Inside."
The portrait looked scandalized. "Inside."
"Yes."
"That's ridiculous. It must be a trap.”
"It works."
"How?"
Instead of answering immediately, Hermione opened her notebook. "Here. I'll show you.”
Walburga watched suspiciously as Hermione lowered the pen to the page.
In neat handwriting, she wrote:
'Hello Walburga :)'
Walburga just stared at her.
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After an unusual request from Dumbledore, Hermione finds herself befriending the most hysterical portrait she has ever seen.Bookmarked by Caffeinated_Bitch
16 Jun 2026
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Heal Thy Self by theraputicwritings
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Winter Soldier (Marvel Comics), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Marvel Comics), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
03 Jul 2026
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“He heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds."
Matilda Sullivan was supposed to be a blessing.
That's what her mother called her.
That's what Hydra called her.
That's what everyone called her while deciding what she should sacrifice next.
A healer trapped in Hydra's shadow, Matilda survives war, cryostasis, and decades of conditioning alongside a man the world knows as the Winter Soldier.
Unfortunately, freedom turns out to be much harder than captivity.
Or: A healer who never learned how to heal herself and the super-soldier stubborn enough to help her try.
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14 Jun 2026
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What if Lily wasn't ready to be a parent? What if Snape finally got the girl? What if the war could be over before it began?
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17 May 2026