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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    “What’re you gonna do to me?” he says, nervous, like Matt is a really nasty, evil guy. Matt frowns and thumbs at the bruise again in rebuttal. Jay hisses, eyes screwing shut. “Can you just be nice, Matt? For once in your life?”

    “I am nice,” Matt says, shifting up to straddle him. “I’m about to do some really nice stuff to you.”

    OR: Jay is getting drunk. 

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    20 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Before meeting Jay, Matt has never been in a hockey fight in his life. He’ll retire as ‘Mad Matt Johnson’, the goalie goon.

    (If no one on the Leafs is going to protect their star player Jay McCarrol, goalie Matt Johnson is going to have to step in.)

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    20 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 9

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    As is the case with most internet rabbit holes, Matt can't remember how he got here. One minute he's arguing with someone on the Rotten Tomatoes off-topic thread and now he's reading a Wikipedia article about a guy who shot himself for an art project.

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    20 Jul 2026

  4. Rec 1

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    Matt threw a leg over Jay’s thighs and an arm over Jay’s chest. “No fucking way am I forgetting about your balloon fetish, man, not ever. Explain! Explain right now!"

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    19 Jul 2026

  5. Rec 10

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    (a fill for the prompt "Matt/Jay, Weight Gain, Body Worship")

    Matt nods, slack-jawed and dumbfounded at this prospect. It’s a dream. It’s what he’d write on a Make-A-Wish form if you put one in front of him. Fuck the Rivoli; pizza blowjob takes the cake. Cake. Is there cake involved? Can there be?

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    18 Jul 2026