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Ever the practical woman, Hermione Granger decides that if she’s going to lose her virginity, she’s going to do it in a way that ensures it's the best possible experience for her. How can one confirm that? Through trial and error… and a willing subject to help execute her various tests.
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24 May 2026
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Draco expected his Eighth Year to be a gauntlet of sneers and isolation—and frankly, he preferred it that way. Because his dorm mate wasn't a Dementor, or worse, his father, and that was the most he could ask for.
He wanted everyone to just leave him the fuck alone.
But then one of Hogwart's lingering ghosts decides to blackmail him to break a generational curse, the Boy Wonder is constantly bugging him for drugs he does not have, he is suddenly responsible for tutoring a shy First Year, Moaning Myrtle is moaning for him a little too much now, and worst of all...
The Golden Girl had to fall prey to a conniving merboy's ulterior motives, and now she's accidentally cursed them both to swap lungs with a mermaid until they find their way out of their slippery situation.
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ORShit hits the fan, and Hermione and Draco realize just how intertwined and wet their Eighth Year will be.
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17 May 2026
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Harry approaches Hermione with a serious message: “Someone is chasing me down through time, and we need to catch them before they change the past and the future.”
The culprit, not able to find the Elder Wand in their universe, seeks it out in another —jumpstarting a journey for Hermione to not only travel through the decades but also through alternate universes as she’s tasked with figuring out just why exactly they are after Harry and the Elder Wand.
To add to the complication, Future Draco travels back in time to tell Hermione to bring him along.
***NOW COMPLETE*** (yay)
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17 May 2026
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Patience and Parolees by Mykonos19 for Hypothetically
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2025
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Five years after the war, the children of Death Eaters are up for parole. They must be sponsored by another witch or wizard to spend a year on parole, or spend another five years in Azkaban - the only catch is that they have to live with their sponsor.
Harry Potter sponsors Draco Malfoy.
Hermione Granger sponsors Pansy Parkinson.
Ronald Weasley sponsors Blaise Zabini.
Neville Longbottom sponsors Theodore Nott.
Ginny Weasley sponsors Daphne Greengrass.
Luna Lovegood sponsors Astoria Greengrass.
Fred and George Weasley sponsor Gregory Goyle;What could go wrong? Or right?
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- Part 1 of The World of Patience and Parolees
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27 Aug 2025