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“Husband? You want me to play a fucking moon eyed newlywed? I’d rather you just shot me in the other foot.” Izzy exclaims.
“Please, it’s just for short while. I’ve thought through the other options and this will work.” Eleanor says pleadingly.
“You think people will actually believe this nonsense? That you ran off with a bloody stranger fresh off a ship?” Izzy says disbelievingly.
“Girls get married and run away all the time. And who would be mad enough to fake a marriage?” she says.
Who indeed?
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In which Izzy goes grocery shopping and comes back with a new cane, a con artist wife, and his first new friend in decades. The last two might be the same person. -
The One Where Izzy Hands has two stupid boyfriends who love him very much by Bronte_saurus
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jul 2022
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“Edward! You swore to me in front of the whole crew that we would be there for each other no matter what! You said that you loved me so much, we would face the fiery pits of hell together!”
“Yeah but this is Izzy! He’ll kill us both if he finds out-”
“If I find out what?”
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Day 6 of Our flag means party: Idioms
Team Black "Speak of the devil"
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In 1717 Captain Fox Mulder sailed off into the Caribbean in search of the legendary Kraken. He had a single ship he 'borrowed' from the English Royal Navy and a small disgruntled crew. It did not go as expected.
aka the ofmd/ x-files crossover you never knew you needed. Is it serious? No? Is it good writing? also no Is it the most fun I've ever had writing something? abso-freaking-lutely
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The One With Guillermo’s Surprise Party by Bronte_saurus
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 May 2022
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“It’s a party! To celebrate the day of your birth! It’s not everyday a familiar gets older.”
“My…birthday? But I-”
“He’s so shy, this little familiar of ours! We insist on celebrating you Guillermo, we won’t take no for an answer.” Nandor pokes Guillermo’s tummy.
“We got everything traditional for an American birthday, we studied the birthday episodes of Friends very carefully.”
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“I dreamed of killing you.” Edward says softly.
Stede is shock still for a moment, unsure what this is. A threat? A promise? A confession? He isn’t certain. He grabs a knife from his belt.
“I think they were dreams.” Edward says softly.
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An angsty Blackbeard/Bonnet Reunion Fic inspired by the scene in Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode "Beneath You" where Spike reveals he got his soul back. I was hit by inspiration and could not stop thinking about our gay pirates having a dramatic angsty reunion. Large bits of dialogue are taken from the BTVS scene so that's why Ed is...like that.
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A mysterious patient gets sent to The Pitt with a gunshot wound, sealed off with a tourniquet by his best friend. The guy keeps mentioning things about his senses and spirits, and makes shockingly accurate statements about the staff. What secrets is this guy going to reveal? And who is he?
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Shawn Spencer finds himself in an ER bed, bored out of his mind until the staff gets some tests back. Fortunately for him, the strange group of doctors are holding enough secrets to make his stay as interesting as possible. Gus keeps worrying about him, and claiming he's got 'PTSD', but the only one at the hospital with Pessimistic Thoughts about Supernatural Deities is Gus. And probably the rest of the staff, who keeps freaking out when he mentions ghosts, and the possible shooter still at large in Pittsburgh.
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30 Apr 2025
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Greg's been out as trans for over a decade, so he'd be justified in assuming his cousins all knew that fact. They don't. To them Greg is a member of the slightly-distant Hirsch family they all just forgot about.
Based on a tumblr post I made about Greg being trans :) Sorry I'm bad with summaries.
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23 Jun 2022
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No one had ever held Roman in such a way, and here he was, watching the two weirdo peripheral members of the family find solace in one another.
God. How fucking desolate, how cold, how fucked up was the Roy family, exactly, that the only source of genuine, intimate warmth that Roman had witnessed… was between his weird cousin and his fucking brother-in-law?
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Post season 3. During Connor's engagement party, Roman is sent on a quest to rummage through Greg's hotel room to find out if he was the mole that sold them out to Logan. While there, Greg returns home early with Tom in tow, and Roman, hiding in a cleaning closet, is forced to witness the full, deranged spectrum of Tom and Greg's relationship over the span of about an hour.- Language:
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23 Jun 2022
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"Tim, for his part, just looked at Martin aghast. “The Archivist? Only the biggest musician out there right now? Getting married tonight at the O2 to his long term partner Oliver Banks, another huge musician? It’s all over the place, Martin! I’m talking news coverage, radio contests, banner ads, how did you not know this?” Before Martin could even think of an answer, Tim just shook his head. “Never mind, I should’ve expected this from Mr. Lofi Charm. Anyway, I’ve got two extra tickets for tonight. It was supposed to be me, Sasha, and Danny but Sash is sick and Danny got called out of the country for some urban exploration sponsorship deal… The specifics don’t matter but I thought maybe you and Gerry could join me?”
A jmart 'Marry Me' AU
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19 May 2022
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Jon's eyes shot open with a sharp gasp. His chest ached but the pain was already quickly fading. He was....he was seated at his desk? Why was he at his desk? That wasn't right....was it? He frowned and looked around. Everything appeared to be in place, except for him. He wasn't supposed to be here. He could feel it. Something important had happened.
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19 May 2022