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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    Luca Haas is living his dirtiest teenage fantasy. Good for you, Luca Haas.

    Title from NFWMB by Hozier, because I am a stereotype.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “Hollander, has anyone ever told you that your dick is huge?” he asked as he jerked it slowly, watching Shane’s face turn from pink to red, the flush spreading exquisitely down his bare chest.

    “I- not in exactly those words,” he demurred. “But. Yeah.”

    “So big, and what do you do with it? Hm?” Ilya murmured, swiping his thumb over the head. “You don’t even fuck anybody. You like being fucked too much.”

    “Shut up,” Shane panted, and his cock twitched in Ilya’s grasp.

    Or: Shane has a big dick, and Ilya teases him for it.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Shane accidentally calls Ilya “daddy” in a casual, nonsexual way. Cool. Fine. Except for the fact that it lights this insane heat in Ilya’s chest and makes him ravenous. Which is…cool? …fine? Except for the fact that Shane catches on and becomes an absolute terror because what else does his boyfriend do when a wisp of competition hits the air? Ilya never should have pretended like this doesn’t drive him crazy, but he’s in it now. And he’s going to win.

    Shane has other plans.

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    30 May 2026

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    “Hi,” Ilya says, his attempt at making his voice a purr lost to how fucking happy he is, to have this, to see Shane Hollander in a way no one else ever gets to. He crosses the room and kneels over him, pulling him up into a kiss that Shane gives him easily, making a sweet, soft noise that makes Ilya want to bite him with how cute it is. Instead, he gets a handful of the edge of the soft, fuzzy blanket to whip it off of Shane and replace it with his own body-

    -only to be stopped when the blanket turns out to be far, far fucking heavier than he anticipated, pulling him up short when his attempt at a flick ends with barely moving the edge before it flops back down with audible weight.

    (ilya versus shane's weighted blanket)

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    17 May 2026

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    It’s winter in Ottawa and Ilya has hunkered down in his big, empty mansion to weather a nasty flu. Then his phone buzzes.

    — Guardian™ Security Alert: Movement detected at front door
    — (1) Missed Call: Yuna Hollander

    Or: The Hollanders have a new son to take care of. Ilya has no idea what’s going on.

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    11 May 2026