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Maggie Silber-Lin knows that eating is a normal part of human life. There's nothing inherently shameful about it. It's just hard, sometimes, to make a living writing about food, when it's such a sensitive topic, even inside her own head. But everyone has to - well. Survive.
(A series of vignettes in a world that looks more different from our own than it is.)
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26 Jun 2026
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02 Apr 2026
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please leave a message by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Dec 2025
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Sarah
Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.Jackie
Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.Jackie has added Lily to the conversation
Lily
what
what is thisOr: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.
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- Part 1 of You Have (81) Unread Messages
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24 Mar 2026
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She didn't know the cold. She only knew the moment, and the man.
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09 Mar 2026
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To Forbidden Seas; On Barbarous Coasts by fuckthelore for st_yves
Fandoms: Original Work
27 Sep 2025
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Sometimes cooking is an act of service. And sometimes its the only way to work out the tension between a gourmand elf and the weirdly hot octopus merman he's been hunting like they're Moby Dick and Ahab. And that merman will become his godsdamned feast - one way or another.
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08 Feb 2026
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This is unbelievably good. Re-read this like once a month AT LEAST! FOR YOUR MENTAL HEALTH.
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This is a farce. Archer always gets what he wants.
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05 Feb 2026
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Five scenes from the life.
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05 Feb 2026
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I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?
Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.
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20 Jan 2026
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Waking up somewhere unexpected is never fun, but it's worse when it's your own grave.
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- Part 1 of Jamie's October 2024 Challenge
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12 Jan 2026
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she's never heard a love story like this one.
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08 Sep 2025
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Feel the Wheels A-Spinnin' Round by Maidenjedi for Cuda (Scylla)
Fandoms: Twister (1996)
16 Dec 2016
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"There's a storm blowin' up - a whopper, to speak in the vernacular of the peasantry."
Rabbit Nurick, in the general orbit of Jo Harding.
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02 Jun 2025
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It’s a very distinctive emotion by readmyheartout
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
07 May 2025
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Yuji had just settled back down and was trying to piece together what exactly the plot of the episode was when Nobara looked up from her phone.
”Hey, did you know that all three of them are supposed to be together? The hacker, the hitman and the thief?”
Yuji thought about it for a moment, then scoffed. “They can’t do that.”
”Yeah, no,” Nobara frowned at her phone, “They weren’t allowed to make it explicitly clear. People with the money didn’t want it and all that. But the creators pretty much confirmed it.”
“No,” Yuji said, eyebrows drawing together in an attempt at thoughtfulness. “I mean like three people can’t be together.”
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In which Yuji fights a piece of popcorn, talks about his masturbatory habits and fantasizes about marriage. And also manages to get a girlfriend and a boyfriend along the way.
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Dorothy had always given her two girlfriends massages. It was sorta like a love language to her. But since she was a robot, she never really needed a massage and never had one herself. So her girlfriends decide to give her one as a birthday present.
No real plot here, just some fluff with Dorothy being given a massage by both Fran and Miyako made for her birthday.
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babe, there's something magic about you by hoper_dreamer
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
15 Jun 2021
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"Two very complicated, broken people finally able to find love after healing as individuals can take time..."
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What happens when two wizards quietly, deeply in love with each other move in together.
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03 Feb 2025
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Playing for Keeps by LogicalBookThief
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
26 Nov 2019
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"Before the break, we asked our contestants: who was your first love? Richie, what did you write?"
Your mom
"Heh. That's what we get for inviting a comedian on the show," Chet snorts. "Very mature, Mr. Trashmouth. Maybe your partner can illuminate us. You guys were childhood friends, right? So fill us in, Eddie. Who was Richie's first love?"
Rolling his eyes, Eddie flips over his card.
My mom
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Richie and Eddie go on a game show for couples. Nobody expects them to be such a dream team. And nobody suffers as much as the host.- Language:
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28 Jan 2025
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Grog may not have been able to read written words, but he was fluent in the language of scars. Just by looking at them he could picture the battles people had been through to get them. But even he had trouble figuring out what some of Percy's meant.
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It Ain't the Size Category, It's How You Use It by LaurenThemself
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
03 Feb 2016
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Kima decides that she will accept Grog's clumsy advances after all. Half fluff, half not. Please read the tags and consider your kinks and squicks before reading. Thank you.
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A zone of truth spell gone awry leads Percy to admit his most secret sexual fantasy: he wants the rest of Vox Machina. All of them. Vox Machina decide to take him up on his offer.
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15 Dec 2024
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Vex once told him that the human had lost his dam when he was young, so maybe that was why Percy Dear was so odd. Orphan bears picked up strange habits if they lost their mothers too young, so perhaps humans were like that too? Percy Dear was a very smart human, but he didn’t seem to understand that he needed to sleep or eat, so sometimes Trinket had to remind him.
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Three Days in Nicodranas (And One on a Boat) by BeDactyl
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
19 Oct 2023
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A Series of Tales from the Momentous, Spectacular, Absolutely Baller Wedding of Fjord and Jester Lavorre, Collected by Watchmaster Bryce Feelid.