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    Sunlight in Your Smile by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    15 Jan 2026

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    The webpage loaded. Aziraphale absolutely did not spit his tea all over his keyboard, but it was a close-run thing.
    The man on the page was beautiful. Ethereal even. Flaming red hair that surely couldn't be natural and golden honey-coloured eyes that made Aziraphale wonder if he was wearing contact lenses to alter the colour. His cheekbones were rather lovely and the wicked smile he was giving to the camera was a sharp counterpoint to the warmth in his eyes.

    Aziraphale has to attend a family wedding and he may have told a bit of a white lie. Of course he doesn't actually have a boyfriend. So now he needs to find one in the next six months, and in despair he turns to an escort agency for help.

    As for Crowley? Well, "Crowley usually only ordered dessert if he really felt it was expected of him. But tonight he ordered dessert because Aziraphale was debating between two different choices and Crowley had said he was thinking of ordering one of them simply so that Aziraphale could choose the other and try some of his."

    Crowley thinks he might be in trouble.

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    16 Sep 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I need to remember this for when it updated

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    Sin Pays But Botany Doesn’t by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    28 Dec 2023

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    After averting the apocalypse, Crowley is living in his car with a lot of free time on his hands. He posts a YouTube video talking about plants as a joke but finds internet famedom where a punchline should be. Being a YouTube botanist agrees with him, though. He likes talking about plants, and he usually doesn’t find many opportunities to do that outside of YouTube. So, Crowley adopts traveling the world in search of plants to film as a new hobby.

    Kept in the dark about this new hobby, Aziraphale, who is used to being Crowley’s sole object of attention and is unused to having to compete with anything for Crowley’s time, is curious about where Crowley goes when he’s not in London.

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    31 May 2024