Bombasticus
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A Kinder Timeline by Bombasticus
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
03 Nov 2018
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Twilight, Bass Boosted by Bombasticus
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types
21 Oct 2018
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The year is 2018. I wake up from a cold sweat. I hear a voice in my head. It tells me "Bella is a fucking werewolf and also a lesbian. You will make this happen." In a haze, I stumble to my computer, to answer my masters demands.
Bella is alone with James. She realizes what a huge mistake this was. She doesn't want to die. She needs to fight. So, she does.
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It's been about a year since the barrier fell, and a lot has changed - though not in very surprising ways. People are still jerks to anyone new and different, you're still freaked out by the idea of getting serious with anyone, your job is still weird and awesome. Oh, and your cat still has seriously no chill.
Also there is skeleton dong and small corporate politics.
"But it's too long!" You say. That's exactly the sort of attitude that stops me from making boxed mac and cheez when EasyMac's right there. Don't be like me. If you're going to indulge in trash, commit to it, man.
I mean also eventually the plotting gets so tight you could bounce a quarter off it.Book One: Skarmageddon --- Chapters 1 - 92
Book Two: Even Skarmier --- Chapters 93 - 170
Epilogue shit --- 171 to like, whatever- Language:
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18 Apr 2021
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If I gave you my elevator pitch, it would ruin it
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Where Johnny goes, the Devil follows; where Johnny goes, the Devil is already there.
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The story of the Spider Queen's rise to power.
Song: "Enchantress" by Two Steps from Hell