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Heart On My Sleeve (Not Where It Should Be) by Bluemask
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Mar 2026
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"Well, what are you thinking, Lee? Are you excited?
"I think the most anticipated match of the season has just begun! Finally, the two most talked-about new Quidditch talents in the British and Irish Quidditch League are facing each other for the first time: Puddlemere United’s Harry Potter, and Falmouth Falcons’ Draco Malfoy."
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Or, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy Join Quidditch at the Same Time: Is the Old Rivalry Heating Up Again?
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“Have you ever found Draco attractive before?”
Harry pauses. “No,” he says.
That’s a lie, of course. To say that the thought has crossed his mind is reductive. There are only a handful of times you can think about the beauty of your mortal enemy's hair without making it gay.
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Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy walk into a bar. And, before that, they walk into the British Auror headquarters. Chaos ensues.
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The Seven Kisses by Bluemask
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Oct 2023
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Crowley was talking with Nina the day an Angel appeared in front of the bookshop. Well, Nina was doing most of the talking; he was just standing between her and her café without much to do. And, well, it wasn’t just any Angel.
“He came back,” Nina observed, her voice betraying an astonished feeling, her elbow finding Crowley's arm. “Shit. I mean, finally. Did you know?”
Crowley could barely hear her. “Ngk,” he muttered, or something like that. Then he crossed the street.
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Or: the first seven kisses between Aziraphale and Crowley.
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Harry is not certain what a confrontation with Malfoy four years after the War will lead to, but he really didn’t expect that it would lead to this. Draco is just thrilled to have Potter’s full attention back, really.
“We really should stop meeting like this.”
“What do you think you’re doing?”
“Taking a piss during my lunch break, currently.”
“Not right– working in the Ministry, I mean. What’s your plan?”
“Oh, you want to know about my plan – my diabolical plan, if you will – why didn't you just say that?”[Featuring: an apology gone wrong, supportive best friends, quidditch matches, a sexuality crisis and awkward newspaper headlines.]
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All The Bad Dreams That You Hide (Show Me Yours, I’ll Show You Mine) by Bluemask
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2022
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“My life is falling apart, Potter, and I can’t do anything to stop it. And I know,” Malfoy's eyes snap back to Harry, urgently. “I know I deserve it. I know it's all my fault. But it still fucking sucks.”
Harry would like to tell him that his own life is also falling apart, thank you very much, but Malfoy wouldn't understand, and that's not entirely true. He has a place to stay, people who care about him, the prospect of a job. Even if Grimmauld Place suffocates him, the people around him are moving on with their life – leaving him behind, to pick up the pieces of the past alone – and what was once his dream job is losing its appeal day after day. But he's still in a better situation than Malfoy. And he deserves it, a little, after all. Doesn’t he?
"Merlin, Potter," Malfoy murmurs, with eyes so damp they seem about to overflow at any moment. "Remind me not to come crying on your shoulder anymore, I feel even worse than before."
"Right. Sorry. Sometimes it's hard to get out of my head.”
"Well," Malfoy says with a weak grin. "There is a lot of space to get lost in there. Considering that. You know. You don't have a brain.”
"Yeah I got it, Malfoy."
"One can never know with you, Potter."
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“Say,” Sanji says to Nami, leaning backwards against the wood top while watching the frankly fascinating scene playing out at the other end of the bar, “is Zoro…being flirted with?”
“Yeah,” she says as if it isn’t anything new.
In which Sanji stumbles into some realizations and then proceeds to enact a multi-step plan of subtle romance. Meanwhile, Zoro suspects the waiter is out to kill him.
Alternatively: First rate cook Sanji’s guide on how to sneakily coax a feral ship cat into some spoiling
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05 Apr 2026
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“A whole speech just to tell me that you learn best from being roughed up a little,” Robby brings his cigarette up to his lips. “You could’ve saved both of us the time by just saying so, kid.”
Dennis blinks.
dennis has always learned best after being roughed up. robby wants to teach him a couple things.
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30 Mar 2026
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When Whitaker accidentally sends a dick pic to Dr. Robby, he never thought it would end like this.
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The ED team shuffles out, Whitaker and Dr. Robby taking up the rear. Dr. Robby stops him with a hand on Whitaker’s waist, there and gone. “Really,” he says low, directly into his ear, beard scratching his cartilage, “that was amazing. You didn’t waste any time starting compressions. That probably saved that baby’s life. You saved that baby’s life.”
The praise goes to his head, suffusing him with endorphins. “Thank you, Dad.” And he promptly wants to crawl out of his skin and slither down the drain with the after birth slop.
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- Part 1 of joshua 1:9
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19 Mar 2026
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"I know what a breakup looks like," Daniel says. "The better question is, why are you coming to me about it? I'm the one who broke up your little sham."
"This is what humans do, don't they?" Armand asks, letting his voice drop. "Crashing on their friends' couches when there's a blip in their romances?"
"Except we're not friends. We're actually very much not friends." Daniel shrugs, as if it's all the same to him. "And I can't imagine the great vampire Armand deigning himself to sleep on my fucked-up sofa. That thing's been here since the nineties."
"Well," Armand only says. "I saw you have a guest bedroom."
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20 Dec 2025
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Steve sort of feels like maybe he spent his whole life mourning what his father was and now that he’s dead, maybe it’ll be like Jonathan said. Maybe he’ll need to mourn everything he wasn’t.
Or: Steve's dad dies suddenly and he doesn't know how to process his grief. Jonathan, however, is there to help hold him together.
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02 Dec 2025