BlueBerryFayg0
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Kyle opens his locker one day to find a typed poem. A personalized, original poem. Strange. He brushes it off as a fluke, but he keeps getting more. Who’s leaving him these poems? They're … beautiful. Kyle, ever enamored, is determined to find out who his mystery poet is.
*All original poems, by me, I’m actually pretty proud of them! Oh I mean Kyle’s mystery poet wrote them ;)
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*Rating Changed to M!
After the tragic death of his mother, Eric blows through the remaining funds he had left and becomes homeless. He’s able to get back on his feet after a while, but the experience of being homeless and the addictions he garnered from it, will haunt him. Now alone on the holidays, he runs into a beloved old friend.
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Eric's life since that fateful Halloween night's never been the same. He never would have guessed he'd fall head over heels for a serial killer.
The Red Death can't get the one person he's ever spared out of his head either. Those chocolate brown eyes, that playful demeanor. They might just be soulmates. Til death do us part, right?Ch 2 and 3 up NOW! Enjoy!!!
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- Part 2 of The Mask of The Red Death
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Kyman Halloweek 2024: Bloodplay
*includes amazing art by @mtkmsp on twtAll Eric wanted to do was watch a damn horror movie on Halloween night. Not be running for his life from the crazed serial killer that’s been terrorizing his town for months. The Red Death. He was tall, he was strong, and fuck, kinda sexy to be perfectly honest. Luckily for Eric, The Red Death decides to spare his life, in hopes that he might get something in return. What happens next, is a bloody mess.
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- Part 1 of The Mask of The Red Death
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The boys spend Halloween night at the goth kid’s party. Little did they know that they spiked the punch as a prank, with a truth serum. This is BAD news for Kyle. What if he accidentally confesses to something he wanted to keep secret? What if Cartman finds out his secret? Will he survive the night with his dignity intact?
Kyman Halloweek (2024) sfw: Mysterious Potions & Halloween Party
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Try as he might, Eric just can’t get Red out of his head. Kyle. Those piercing green eyes, that voice. Yes, he is a serial killer, and a dangerous one at that. But he yearned for his touch, his company. Luckily for him, The Red Death feels the same way about him. He’s very much in love. Madly in love. Their life together after that fateful night at the theater, starts now.
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Funny little fics that are meant to feel like real South Park episodes, with Kyman themes and aspects
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JEW BOX
He stopped in his retrieval and just blinked in bewilderment. As far as he was aware, there was only one Jew that Cartman knew and could have a box dedicated to. Curious, Kyle forgot about the pencil and dragged the box from under the bed instead. It was quite hefty, resisting when he pulled it. He managed to shimmy it out against its will and, crouched over it on his knees, he could see on the top, written across the lid in the same thick black marker as the writing on the side, was a warning.
DO NOT OPEN, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A JEW, OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS
Kyle checked over his shoulder. Cartman wasn't back yet, and Kyle couldn't hear his returning footsteps either. It was probably okay to take a quick peek inside then, just a little one…
Kyle opened the box.
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When Kyle finds a curious box hidden under Cartman's bed, he thinks he knows what to expect from it. Though once he opens it, he rethinks everything he ever thought he knew.
(Title comes from the lyrics to Obsession by OK Go.)
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09 Mar 2026
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Butters always had a hard time growing up, but he tries his best to drink adult beer at Clyde's birthday bonfire deep in the woods. Kenny helps him along and makes him grow even further.
This was a story I wrote as part of a Valentine's Day exchange in 2025. I hope you enjoy it!
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17 Feb 2025
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Kyle is forced to go trick or treating with his friends, a dumb request by none other than Cartman. When the two of them end up being trapped in a haunted house, things spiral out of control.
A brand new Halloween one-shot, ready just in time for this spooky night!
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01 Nov 2024
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“Just find the girl he loves and get her to kiss him, and he’ll wake up with ease.” She pauses for a moment before adding. “And there is someone, otherwise the curse wouldn’t have worked.”
Before anyone can even reply, she disappears in a trace of smoke.
There’s silence for a moment before Stan’s voice cuts in. “Just find the girl he loves? Who could he possibly love?”
(in which Eric Cartman is cursed to an eternal slumber...only to wake up if kissed by his one true love...
...but who could that even be?)
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07 Aug 2024
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“I’m not admitting I was wrong,” Eric said matter-of-factly.
“Then what are you doing?”
Fixing this, stupid.
Nothing is interesting when you’re not around. I don’t want to lose what little time you spend near me. You’re going to leave us soon to go to fuckin’ Harvard and if you go thinking that I hate you then you’ll hate me too and you’ll never talk to me again and you’ll forget all about me and I don’t know what I would do without you. I don’t know what I would do if you never spoke to me again. Because I like you.
I like you.
I…
“I don’t know,” Eric finally said. His words were quiet, his tone unfamiliar. Any vexation that once laid within them was gone.
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When Stan Marsh sees something he wasn’t supposed to, a deep secret is uncovered that Eric Cartman has been harboring for eight years. Eric, in turn, makes Stan a deal to keep his mouth shut.
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