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    Shane is finally ready to come out on his own terms in an emotional Instagram post about his relationship with Ilya...

    The only problem is everyone thinks he was hacked.

    To be fair, Ilya writing: No is true, I'm gay for Hollander, did not help.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    It wasn’t that Ilya was jealous. It was just that…he sort of was.

    It's finally the off-season, and Ilya cannot wait for a perfectly boring summer at the cottage with his perfectly boring husband.

    Shane, however, has other ideas.

    (AKA Ilya gets jealous of a plant.)

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    10 Jun 2026

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    @ayyyyy_78 i'm sorry but if my husband was out making out sloppy with some hot young thing literally five minute after i'd left i’d be on the news
    @hollanovchaos replying to @ayyyyy_78 the night they WON 😭
    @sickomodee_ replying to @hollanovchaos divorce. immediately. no conversation. no shit to pack bc the house would already be burning down

    or; some morning afters hit harder than others (even after winning the cup)

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Ilya is not going to steal Shane Hollander's dog. That would be illegal. And wrong. And someone would probably find out and make Ilya give him back.

    So. Not stealing.

    But there is nothing wrong with giving Chernysh all the pats and treats that he deserves, is there?

    Nothing wrong with encouraging Chernysh to spend more and more time at Ilya's house until he doesn't even remember who Hollander is.

    Because Hollander is stupid and boring and does not deserve a dog as good as Chernysh. No, he doesn't, does he? Because Chernysh is the best boy in the whole world, yes he is.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    They may not have any idea how to do it, but there’s no way in hell the Montreal Metros are going to risk losing their Captain to a more accepting team. Full of determination, grit, open hearts, and absolutely no savvy, this team is going to learn how to be allies, come hell or high water.


    Hayden: did anyone do the optional inclusivity training last season?
    J.J. Boizeau: no
    Lawrence Olsson: no
    Gilbert Comeau: no
    Petro Andropov: no
    Matty Wilson: no
    Cam Stedlund: no
    Albert Schneider: no
    Aleks Miitka: no
    Georges Gagnon: no
    Patrice Drapeau: no
    Hayden: excellent, we’re nailing this so far

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    10 Jun 2026