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    Naruto is horny.

    There’s nothing new or interesting about that.

    But it does set up why he’s maybe, kind of, really seriously considering calling that sex line Kiba showed him.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Sasuke has a type.

    It’s blond, stupid, and…

    ...It’s Naruto. Okay, fine, it’s Naruto.

    Unfortunately his best friend is 1. not gay and 2. a simp for goth girls, so Sasuke is stuck finding a replacement to sleep with, rejecting Naruto’s drunken advances, and being a good friend. It's an uphill battle of monstrous proportions and Sasuke just wishes he could take the easy way out by shoving his five years of pining off a cliff.

    Instead, he ends up wearing all black after a photoshoot gone wrong and Naruto shows him firsthand how deep his affinity for goths really runs, and the uphill battle just gets that much harder.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    Naruto licks his lips, the words coming out almost like a plea. “Can I fuck you? Please?”

    “Is that what you want?” Sasuke asks despite being desperate himself.

    “Yeah. I want to. I need you, Sasuke.”

    "I’m gonna need more than that, Naruto.”

    Naruto whimpers, “I want to fuck you and cum inside, will you let me? Please?” He nudges his cheek onto his warm hand and Sasuke’s resolve breaks.

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    Naruto tugged at the restraints, and Sasuke thought he had finally snapped, that Naruto would get himself out of his restraints and fuck Sasuke into oblivion – fuck him on his desk until it threatened to break. But no, his arms remain beautifully restrained behind him, surely with crimson marks around his arms and wrist.

    Sasuke catches the way Naruto looks at him, and smirks. “Do you like how I’m riding your cock, Lord Hokage?” He whispers lowly. He doesn’t give Naruto a chance to reply, “Anyone could walk in anytime. I bet the entire building could hear us, even from the beginning.” He leans into Naruto’s ear, he gives a small lick, “I bet Gaara was lurking around and heard us.”

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    04 Jun 2026

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    All Naruto needs to stitch Sasuke up is his lap and a first-aid kit.

    Sasuke doesn't know what he needs to escape the thoughts of Naruto in his lap, even with all the pain he's in, and he figures that he never will.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Constantly fighting, constantly touching… What happens when they get a little too close.

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    The way Sasuke fights is graceful, thought out, and efficient. Naruto is his stark opposite – brash, powerful and loud. When they collide, it's like two opposite pieces finally falling together, becoming whole.

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    04 Jun 2026