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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    The gods win the ragnork, humans are left alone but at the cost of their winners and the resurrected ones being kept by the gods as the gods please.

     

    "Now now Brundile, you shouldn't even have the right to get mad," Zeus says
    "The hell does that fucker mean?" Leonidas asks with a scoff looking at Brundile but she doesn't look at him
    "So you didn't tell them," Zeus laughs as the humans look at her "well your friend started the whole contest in hopes of freeing her boyfriend or whatever he is to her," Zeus says while looking straight at her as if daring her to deny what he says.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    专门收藏这种人方全员战利品if文 好看爱看 虽然目前还没有展开但这种宛如【暴风雨前最后的平静】一样的家庭团聚情节挺好看

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    The final battle was won by the gods, claiming seven victories over Ragnarok. According to the rules and agreements, humanity would be destroyed.

    Unfortunately, the gods were greedy. They not only destroyed humanity, but they also wanted the Einherjar as their reward. After all, who wants a battle without results, and what could be more valuable than these special individuals who had proven themselves to be priceless?

     

    The gods licked their lips, the Valkyries turned their faces away, and the humans bowed their heads.
    Please don't cry for your son, Adam.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    这篇也是人类战败全员战利品if收藏一下mark 感觉最近这种题材的文是不是变多了?!很喜欢🥵
    拉斯普京取处子血画法阵那里太有意思了几个童贞人类的反应很好玩 形容宙斯的lecherous这个词也用得很灵性哈哈哈 燥侯更新中

  3. Public Bookmark 90

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    The gods have always harbored a deep hatred for humans, considering them pathetic creatures who only destroy and pollute the planet. Determined to extinguish humanity, the gods fight a great battle, confident of their victory. Well, they win Ragnarok, but they were humiliated by humans. The hatred that the gods felt for these beings only increased, all they wanted to do was kill the fighters and then humanity.

    However, two gods give the idea of taking the fighters to be their prizes. Extinguishing humanity and leaving only the fighters alive. Now, these humans must learn to live in this new reality.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    本人2026神文推荐清单之二。。诸神黄昏后传之人类斗士全员沦为神明战利品+宠物性奴隶的故事,认认真真聚精会神看了一上午看得我爽死了,作者写群像剧情写角色互动真的很牛逼,神方对人方的那种【不论是基于憎恨还是基于爱慕的】纯粹物化感也非常的色情,必须狠狠收藏进书签燥候更新
    很喜欢两条支线,一是已经沦为阶下囚(但相对来说比较幸运)的杰克藉由海格力斯自己被爱慕者违背意愿+性骚扰的处境,很冷静又残酷地对他指出【如果你只是被这样性骚扰都会觉得不适,那么其他那些人类斗士们遭遇违背意愿的凌辱时只会更痛苦】,这个【感同身受】的情节设置真的很巧妙。另一条是释迦、金时和托尔的暗线,当局者迷,旁观者清。几乎每一个角色的塑造都很到位,或许这就是群像的魅力吧,好久没看到这么爽的文了。

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    大概是doi可以变强世界观下所有人开始开银趴(doi也是一种呼吸法训练),致力于创造一个大家都在幸福的平行世界

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    05 Jan 2026

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    太喜欢这个了。2026开年最爱

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    那束光虽犹未尽

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    05 Jan 2026