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Nestled in the dip of Ed’s throat, the bell taps out a nervous tempo in time to the sub-audible thrum in his chest.
Not purring.
Pirates don’t purr, and Blackbeard absolutely doesn’t fucking purr, and if Ed Teach ever did, it was so long ago it doesn’t bear mentioning.
It’s just, you know. A chest thing. Might be coming down with something.
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“Truth be told, I might have been…” Michael huffs, something between a sigh and a laugh. Dips his head and looks up at David at the same time; self-deprecating, knee-jerk flirty. “It sounds ridiculous now, obviously, but I might have been avoiding you, a bit.”
AKA the one where they used to be enemies, and also used to fuck.
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Ed was born without a heart.
Not a literal heart, obviously—not the thumpy-thump in your chest, keeping you alive kind of heart. The other one.
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Ineffable by BewareTheIdes15
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Aug 2023
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That's the thing everyone tends to forget about demons, demons themselves very much included. Before all of the war and the falling and the evil-doing, they started out as angels, and they remain of angel stock. Whether they want to be or not, they're just as made up of Love.
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“Yes, I’m in love with you,” Lex says, like he’s explaining that the Earth is round; like this is some baseline, inalienable fact that’s not irretrievably reorganizing Clark’s existence. “I’ve never seen any reason for that to be an impediment to our friendship.”
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Stede is not used to being touched. Ed insists touching is good for the body, and decides to help Stede, you know, for the health benefits.
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- Part 1 of Bodies Doing Good
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Bookmarked by BewareTheIdes15
06 Sep 2023
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Lighthouse Bookshop had been there seemingly since time immemorial. Over forty years at that spot, sitting proud, a beacon at the heart of the community, and when the old owner decides to sell, it's the perfect vessel for Stede's odd restlessness.
And the building is connected to a famous cocktail bar run by a mad genius behind the stick.
One problem: Stede's still married.
ETA: Podfic available thanks to the inimitable KninjaKnitter at this link
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- Part 1 of sleeves touching sleeves
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10 Sep 2022
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For jackycomelately: something on the aftermath of Doomsday killing Clark; Lex having to step in and help the Justice League when Wonder Woman asks.
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- 2/2
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31 Aug 2022
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The downside to being stuck on a desert island is that Stede's not awfully good at adapting. The upside is that he and Ed can finally have some peace and quiet– that is, if Ed ever wakes up from the gunshot wound in his stomach.
Stranded in the middle of who-knows-where, Stede learns the art of reflection and how to embrace the man who looks back.
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Bookmarked by BewareTheIdes15
02 Aug 2022
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Stede is ready to 'get back out there' after his divorce, but he's more than a little bit intimidated by the concept of online dating. After a series of truly terrible first dates, he's close to giving up on love altogether. Perhaps he's too old for all this Grindr nonsense.
And then, along comes a bartender called Edward Teach.
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Bookmarked by BewareTheIdes15
01 Aug 2022