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After her father’s health scare, Hermione decides to take charge of her future and pursue motherhood on her own. When Harry learns of her plan via an accidental text, he offers to be her sperm donor. What could go wrong? After all, he’s only helping a friend, and neither of them have feelings for each other… right?
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16 Jul 2026
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Six years after leaving Britain, Hermione Granger comes home looking like sunshine and seawater and everything Harry Potter never stopped missing.
He tells himself he’s only happy to have his best friend back.
Then a winter wedding, an old heartbreak, and one reckless introduction leaves him cast as her fiancé and he finds that playing the part is not that hard at all.
It’s remembering they’re supposed to be pretending that’s the challenge.
Written for the Harmony Out of the Ordinary fest- multiple prompts - Fake Dating and Supportive Ron
aaaannnnd all the tropes - friends to lovers, only one bed, pining, fake dating, jealousy, domestic longing, breeding kink ( and is Scottish castle a trope? Because it should be!)- Language:
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13 Jul 2026
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Trinity College chemistry student Hermione Granger has been going to the same coffee shop every Thursday for four months.
It's close to home.
The coffee is excellent.
And the barista — messy black hair, green eyes, tattoos — has a tongue piercing that has led to some very unsatisfying "independent research" in the privacy of her own bedroom.He remembers her order and notices when she’s had a bad day with Snape— or a good one with anyone who isn't Snape. But her hypothesis that he's interested in anything other than providing excellent customer service is a largely unsupported conclusion.
Until, that is, the hottest day of the year when all the data is pointing in one very clear direction. And Hermione finds that the hotter than the weather— or the coffee at Leaky Grounds — is what happens when she and Harry Potter conduct their own experiments.
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03 Jul 2026
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Six years after an eighth year none of them examined too closely, Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy are rather obnoxiously involved.
Harry Potter and Hermione Granger are still just best friends and colleagues who share lunch, memorise each other's habits, and don't talk about it.
Hermione and Draco are ex-lovers who are friends- sort of. And Ginny and Harry are fine.
Everything's fine.
Then Ginny refuses to stop talking about Draco's signet ring and reveals a very compelling piece of information about Harry's...well... piece and Hermione has a dream and Draco has a word with Harry, and an evening at the wizarding opera — turns into something else entirely.
Written for the 2026 Harmony Out-of-the-Ordinary fest. Prompt: Love Triangle...Kinda (and this really leans into the "kinda")
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03 Jul 2026
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A new Ministry marriage law.
A list of acceptable candidates that resolves, inevitably, to one name.
Six thousand miles between London and Chicago, and a phone that Harry checks more than is strictly necessary.For fourteen years, he's been circling the one thing he can't live without, though he's only now being honest with himself about it.
The Ministry's marriage law gives him forty-three days to do something about it.
He may need every minute.
Written for the 2026 Harmony Out-of-the-Ordinary fest.
Prompt: Marriage Law- Language:
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27 Jun 2026