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"As the senior housemate and the more experienced adult, I've decided something. Potter, you absolutely need to get your shit together by the time you turn thirty."
Harry cut a disbelieving look at Draco: curry stain, ragged joggers, unfortunately sexual t-shirt slogan. He glanced down at himself: work trousers and plain white oxford, unbuttoned at the throat. It was a boring office drone's get-up but hardly a sign of Harry being any kind of broom-wreck. "I do?" he asked.
A somewhat belated birthday fic to celebrate our favourite pain in the arse, Draco Malfoy.
Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
07 Jun 2026
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I hope im still flirty when im thirty 😌
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The Most Splendid Thing by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for katastasis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Dec 2024
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Star Quidditch rivals Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter become accidentally bonded. They still hate each other, but now it’s untenable to leave each other’s sides—and my, but it feels oh so good to touch. They’re either going to murder one another, or fall in love.
OR: A story in which Draco finally allows himself happiness, and Harry finally learns that he deserves to be whole.
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All's Fair in Love and Post-Production by kuchi_sabishii
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2025
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Because of a lost bet, Harry is now a contestant on Dean's first-ever wizarding reality dating show. He started out sceptical but willing to play along; three weeks later, he just wants out.
He hates everything: the sun, the cameras, the kissing, the “challenges,” the emotional manipulation.
And then Draco Malfoy walks in.
Hermione was right. This is a psychological experiment.
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Or: “oh no, he’s hot”
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Or: The silly Love Island parody no one asked for.
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Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
14 May 2026
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Absolutely brilliant.
Drarry X love Island
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speak of the devil (and the devil shall appear) by mad1492, milkandhoney, sophisticatedyet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Sep 2021
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“So, there I was: probably a little bit concussed, stinking of vinegar, pickles sliding into my socks — and of course, that’s when Potter turns up.”
Pansy's gaze drifted over Draco’s shoulder and her lips twisted. “That’s funny, considering he also just appeared behind you."
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Unbeknownst to anyone, Draco gets hit by a curse. Suddenly, Harry Potter is around a lot more than either of them want him to be.
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Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
11 Apr 2026
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In which Draco is a Veela and Harry is his mate. Dark!Humor or Crack!Horror, you decide.
"When Draco Malfoy turned 16 years old, he thought he’d make a night of it. He went to a club, met a bloke, and then promptly took himself next door pay-by-the-hour hotel, determined to get the most bang for the Galleon, in a manner of speaking.
Not even one full Galleon into it, Draco Malfoy lost his virginity.
It all went just how he’d always imagined it, and it was, all in all, a bloody good time.
Waking up the next morning, however, next to a bloody ribcage and a man’s intestines strewn all over the bed like thick wet streamers - that was a bloody bad time."
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Death, Dessert, and Dentistry (But Not Necessarily In That Order) by glamourtentia
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Oct 2018
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“This is weird.”
“Which part?”
“You being a dentist.”
“Right, that’s what’s weird here. Now shut up and open tall, Potter, I need to see your fangs.”
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Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
12 Nov 2024
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Cutest ever. Draco as dentist harry as vampire. 10/10
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Zacharias Smith writes a tell-all about the D.A. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are not happy about it.
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Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
01 Nov 2024
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so good absolutely adore draco in the muggle world.
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When Hermione rushes off to the Amazon, Ron is left alone in handling their brooding third wheel. Somehow, he drags Malfoy into the mix and the stupid Ferret steals the show.
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- Part 3 of H/D Smoochfest
Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
27 Oct 2024
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Absolutely the sweetest. Ron pov. Ron is oblivious.
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Everyone assumed that Sirius and James got on so well because they were exactly alike and they were all wrong; everyone assumed Sirius and James got on so well because they were both crazy and that was true.
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It’s a Mind Healer’s worse nightmare to lose a patient to suicide, but Mind Healer Nick Nichols can attest to the fact that a murder/suicide is even worse. If only Dr. Freud had come up with a sure cure for love.
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Final Exams at the Curse-Breaker's Academy by IzRoan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Aug 2024
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Final exams at the Curse-Breaker’s Academy are simple: If you can’t be a good curse-maker, you can’t be a good curse-breaker. When Draco gets cursed by a classmate’s invention, Harry has 24-hours to break the curse. Much to Draco’s ire, Potter seems oddly dedicated to drawing out this exam until the very last second.
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Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
14 Oct 2024
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It’s been four months since Harry lost his memory. Four months of dead ends and no answers. With time running out until his memories are gone for good, Harry agrees to a course of Legilimency therapy with a renowned specialist: Mind Healer Draco Malfoy.
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- Part 1 of The Four Doors
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This is a story about Harry meeting up with Draco Malfoy four years after the war. And a story about Harry, well, not hating his job per say, but it's not like he has much to compare it to and it seemed fine. His whole life seemed fine. Then Malfoy came along with and his flashy suits and fast car making everything seem dull in comparison, and Harry... Harry couldn't just leave well enough alone.
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Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
23 Sep 2024
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Harry has had to live his life with the curse of being overly well-endowed.
Draco has had to live his life with the curse of being hard to please.
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A Cinderella story, of sorts.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
30 Jun 2024
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Omg wow. I wish this never ended.
A Perfect Fit
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Charlie wanted Harry, but he’d never planned on having him. He’d never planned on Draco Malfoy, either. He hadn’t planned on anything but living out his days in Romania, with his friends and his dragons and his safe, peaceful distance.
Apparently, it wasn’t a very popular plan.
This is a story about crumbs and flickers and roots, running away and coming home; about falling in love without meaning to (twice), and having truly good friends, and the mutually revealing recognition between two people in love with the same man.
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Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
22 Jun 2024
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this was insanely good. INSANELY shockingly good
Licurici
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Harry's not gay – he just likes listening to exciting stories about Aurors. It's not his fault that the narrator's voice is so smooth, so expressive... and really rather hot.
Career choices: Harry: Ministry of Magic desk job; Draco: m/m romance narrator
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Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
17 Jun 2024
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Harry has a type, Hermione likes to meddle, Ron wishes to remove himself from the narrative, and Draco just really wants to enjoy his Wednesday's lasagne in peace.
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Public Bookmark 1855
Mystery Work
Part of Psalms 11:5
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
04 Jun 2024
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“Harry’s twenty-sixth birthday is held at the Burrow, because the Weasleys’ yard is the only place that can fit all the people who love him.
He wants to go back twenty years and tell the child he was that one day, all the people who love him won’t be able to fit in one house, let alone one cupboard.“
Harry doesn’t realize he is gay and thinks he is homophobic for feeling awful about draco with men. Literally gorgeous and I was crying by the end.
Around You Moves
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It's not the first time Harry's been the victim of a botched curse (that's one of the reasons he doesn't like crowds), but he feels bad that Malfoy had to get caught up in it too.
So they're bonded. That's ok, they just have to make sure to be touching at all time. No problem. Because Malfoy smells so nice, and has such lovely shiny hair, and his skin is so very warm.But this isn't going to be a problem for their friendship at all.
Is it, Harry?
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- English
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Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
03 Jun 2024
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This is so beautiful i swear. Omg the descriptions of how they are both feeling literally had me near tears
If It Takes All Night
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For a Given Value of Normal by chickenlivesinpumpkin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2015
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Realizing he's gay is one thing. This unholy mess with Malfoy is something else entirely.
In which Harry tries to negotiate the path from self-loathing to some sort of happiness, and in the process learns that Malfoy runs a shop, reads Muggle philosophy, and is a dirty rotten liar.
Well, that last one isn't really a surprise.
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Bookmarked by Beanz_And_Toast
29 May 2024
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This is fucking amazing.
For a Given Value of Normal by
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