Bean_in_a_Pan
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The Wonders of Effective Pain Medication by Bean_in_a_Pan
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
30 Jul 2026
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Simon wakes up on the Hail Mary, high on pain-killers, and has a generally great time.
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Lex and Clark divorce.
Clark tries to find himself again.
Conner struggles with the changes.
Lex discovers the extent of what he's lost.
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Inspired by a comic strip by jakes.project on Instagram. Someone said they wanted a fic of it so I wrote this in like an hour.
Jason has been taught Dick's old catchphrase. Bruce finds out mid-mission and goes dad-mode about it.
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Emergency Contact Protocol by Bean_in_a_Pan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Nov 2024
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He grabbed a random shirt from his laundry pile to throw on before opening his bedroom door. “Hello?” he called out, looking around his apartment. The curtains swayed around an open window he swore he closed before bed. “Is anyone there?” Nothing looked like it had been disturbed, and no one was hiding anywhere when he did a sweep with his X-ray vision. He couldn’t hear anyone either. With a final glance around and a sigh, Clark concluded it must’ve been nothing and turned to return to his room-
There was a child behind him.
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Bruce has made it clear that in an emergency, Dick is to get Superman as soon as possible.
Dick is well-versed and very aware of this protocol.
Superman is not.
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Compelled by Bean_in_a_Pan
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
28 Aug 2024
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“So, what’s your plan?”
Patrick paused.
“Y’know? I don’t think I thought that far ahead. . . Guess we could go the obvious route? Use the lasso, get em to spill their secrets?”
“You’re telling me you didn’t have a plan when you decided you wanted to fight SUPERMAN?”
“It don’t matter! Quit bickering, I think they’re waking up.”______________________________________
AKA three criminals manage to capture the Trinity and use the lasso of truth on them. Idiocy ensues.