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cut clean from the dream (let my mind reset) by Bananaface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Aug 2025
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Louis' emergency seizure meds get updates, leaving Stede with an unexpected supply of valium.
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- Part 2 of reasons wretched and divine
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Calico Jack and the Case of the Missing Phalluses by Bananaface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Aug 2025
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While Izzy struggles through the harvest season with two useless farmhands, Jack suspects something different is awry.
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fit all my joys and my pleasures in one perfect day by Bananaface for defiledbeautifulthing
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Aug 2025
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"The whole idea was a mistake. Whoever the fuck invented ‘take your kid to work’ day clearly did not have kids.
Stede shifted foot-to-foot as they steered, just a little, not enough for Mister Fang to notice. He was determined, he wouldn’t wet himself here in the nice clean bridge, all full of polished wood and shiny instruments, he could wait for Izzy to come back and take him to the potty. The head, Stede mentally corrected himself. He was here to work like Mister Izzy, so he had to use the same words as the rest of the crew."
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- Part 2 of Foster AU
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"Izzy was never sure if the sands gave way under his feet or if a wave lifted him. If he were a teller (or believer) of tall tales, he’d have said the colony of jellyfish picked him up and carried him out to sea.
Izzy thrashed and fought, kicking out against the ephemeral hoards, trying to kick off the sandy bottom to push for the surface as much as to kick the glowing sirens that had managed to lure (stupid fucking idiot mistake) him out. Yet he never made contact with anything satisfyingly solid. Tentacles twined his limbs, stings soothing in terrifying contrast to the way they slowly bound and immobilized his limbs in endless shimmering ropes.
In a split second of clarity, Izzy realized. This, swept to sea and dragged under by primordial blobs, naked as the day he was born, this is how Israel Hands, fiercest swordsman of the seas, would die. "
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on Christmas Eve, Izzy is left to care for Stede by himself. he learns the extent of Stede's uselessness.
"Stede fumbles the hook again, nearly dropping his stocking to the sooty hearth. It’s amazing actually, Izzy thinks, just how someone this useless has survived this long. Unless the boy gains some skills he’ll be selling his pretty face and soft skin and warm thighs to earn his keep. No, Izzy thinks, rough palm stroking and squeezing that perfect arse, what a scandal that would be; better to keep the lad for his own use than let another man sully their name."
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on a sleepless night, Izzy watches Fang
for Fang and Insomnia
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i can't do this (but i'm doing it anyway) by Bananaface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 Mar 2025
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Izzy squeezed his hand, unsure why he did it. So many emotions were playing behind those beautiful eyes. Ecstasy at the idea of being free from the pain and sickness that followed every nibble of his favorite treats. Deep sadness for the reality of the situation. Gratitude. Fear. Reluctance to depart. Calm in the surety of his choice. Courage.
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bodies riddled with scars from our preteens by Bananaface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Mar 2025
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Foster Dad Izzy isn't sure how introducing Jack to the mix caused him to end up with a silent Stede and blood on the sheets. The truth is not what he envisioned... but he's sure as fuck not complaining.
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- Part 1 of Foster AU
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inspired by that video Con gave us today
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Izzy doesn't know that Little Izzy is hiding and masturbating. Stede tries to bridge the gap.
Look, I'm terrible at summaries but I think the tags are accurate.
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- Part 1 of when you move, I’m moved
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Stede goes to her Ob-Gyn because she can't climax. Dr. Hands helps her out in more ways than one.
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Izzy and Stede both like piss.
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- Part 1 of reasons wretched and divine
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Mama Stede gives Izzy two new stuffies to add to their family.
occurs in the "So Move Me, Baby" universe
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- Part 4 of when you move, I’m moved
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what child is this? (in the bleak midwinter) by Bananaface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Dec 2024
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Ed between jobs is a special brand of chaotic. Ed between jobs this time of year with no daylight and in need of getting his meds adjusted… well. Stede and Izzy are never quite sure what they’ll find. Today the living room is dismantled. Ed stands in the middle of their disassembled furniture - fully dressed, hair [mostly] neatly braided - looking for all the world like a lost puppy.
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through water from the bottom of a pool by Bananaface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Feb 2024
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Little Izzy goes swimming.
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- Part 2 of when you move, I’m moved
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DEAD DOVE - cannot stress this enough. this is some fucked up reprehensible shit
a short, nonnarrative dump of the history behind the "so move me, baby" AU.
ch 1 is backstory (not terribly explicit)
ch 2 is Ed's abuse of Izzy (explicit and fucking AWFUL)Series
- Part 3 of when you move, I’m moved
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Izzy just kept the apartment as a place to crash on shore leave. That is, until injury left him homebound and hurting.
Izzy has always sung while he works, or when he's exhausted, but never for an audience and he never imagined anyone paid it much attention.
Stede is another thing he never imagined.
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Izzy attaches a metric shitton of meaning to the first flowers Stede gives him. Funny enough, it causes him grief.
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what it says on the tin.
random occurrences from the fox and prince universe, ie stuff I wanted to write without providing any context.
see each chapter for individual ratings.everything that happens is pre-negotiated in one of the main works.
most of these can be read as stand alone, though the main works certainly will help you understand the universe and relationship.
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- Part 3 of Fox and Prince