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Leon comes home from Raccoon City feeling better than he has in ages, and he knows just how to show you.
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08 Mar 2026
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12 Dec 2025
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Life Advice by Chinesepapercut
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
26 Jan 2025
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“The columnist who writes the Love and Sex column has had a medical emergency,” Penelope explains as she takes a fortifying sip of wine. “They want me to take over writing the column for her for an indefinite amount of time while she recovers.”
Francesca gives Penelope an appraising look. “You’re nervous about this? Why?”
“I suppose it’s two things,” Penelope says, looking into the middle distance between her friends. “First, it’s a lot of work.”
“You’ve never been afraid of hard work, Pen,” Eloise offers.
“Thank you, but second, and probably more importantly, I don’t think I have the requisite experience to do it well.”
“Why? You’re a great writer,” Colin says from the corner where he’s been uncharacteristically quiet all night.
Penelope feels herself flame red. “It’s not my writing that’s the issue.”
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Or Penelope is given a work assignment to author a popular Sex Advice column but doesn’t feel she has had enough “experience” to do it well. Colin offers to “help.”- Language:
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17 Mar 2025
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When I Watch the World Burn, All I Think About Is You by DesperateJoys
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
06 Dec 2024
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Just like the team members at the Lighthouse, Teia and Viago take the last night before confronting Elgar'nan to connect. Crows might not tempt fate by putting their affairs in order, but they have their own ways to make their hearts known before a big job.
(Can be read as a standalone with few references to the other events in "Hold Us Steady." Mostly just Teia and Viago being very in love. References are included to the events of "Eight Little Talons" in Tevinter Nights.)
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- Part 4 of A Life That Fits
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07 Dec 2024
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“Happy Pride!” says a man holding a clipboard, smiling at Agatha from a corporate tent set up on the sidewalk. He holds out a pair of cheap sunglasses wrapped in plastic; "CitiBank Supports Love" is scrawled across the top of the frames in an ugly serif font. “Would you like to sign up for a chance to win a spot on CitiBank’s Be-You Cruise for Two? Maybe invite the special lady in your life?”
“Oh, I’m a God-fearing Christian woman, sir,” Agatha says, slipping into her best Southern drawl. “I was just on my way to the M&M store in Times Square and got awful lost. Those drag queens sure are funny, though. If they wanna damn themselves to an eternity of hellfire, lord knows they’ll look fabulous doing it, am I right? Slay!”
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Agatha attends her first Pride.
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12 Oct 2024
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“How many times have we fucked in the woods?”
It’s a simple question, Rio would say. Just fact-checking. Data gathering. She is in a forest of sorts with Agatha, a person she has repeatedly pleasured in forests, why wouldn’t she want to know the number?
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Just some moments in the woods where Rio is desperate for Agatha but in a cool and hot way.
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- Part 1 of moments in the woods
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06 Oct 2024
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Holding her hours-old baby to her chest, Penelope questions Violet about her journey through motherhood.
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30 Sep 2024
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“Pen, what does it feel like when you’re attracted to someone?”
What the fuck did he mean by that?
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Or, the one where Penelope’s been proudly bi and Colin’s been proudly ace for years, or so she thought.
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- Part 1 of in a different light
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29 Sep 2024
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Colin Bridgerton was very pleased with his achievements of the previous day. He had foiled a scam which could have brought ruin to Penelope's family and he had made it up to Will Mondrich. Now with the season winding down he is ready to head off on new adventures.
But why does his valet keep asking him to wear the same coat? And why can't his family remember the ball from the previous evening? Is he going mad or are they?
Perhaps Colin didn't get everything right after all. Will he figure out his mistakes? Or is he doomed to repeat the same day over and over again forever?
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04 Sep 2024
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It’s Penelope’s turn to touch. Also, there’s a vocabulary lesson.
[Fill-in-the-blank between the Mirror Scene and “Do I look a mess?”]
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14 Jul 2024
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Agatha Bridgerton grew up surrounded by love. And tales of true love.
Having seven aunts and uncles on her father’s side, each having found their true love through hardships and obstacles, Sunday family dinners were willed with stories of riding accidents, masquerade balls and interrupted weddings (to only name a few).
For as long as she can remember, she has been told that true love is in her future. That she will meet her soulmate. But now, during her third year out in society, she is not so sure that an epic love story worthy of a Bridgerton is truly in her cards.
aka the story where Lord Debling's son is courting Agatha Bridgerton and Colin is not having it, because why is another vegetarian all up in his business?
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13 Jul 2024
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Something about her words seemed so familiar. Like a song that had already been stuck in his head.
Or: writers fall in love as readers do -- through words.
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09 Jul 2024
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Penelope tells Colin her secret, expecting him to call off their engagement. Instead, he shows her the depths of his love and their relationship grows all the stronger for it.
title from Dress by Taylor Swift
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11 Jun 2024
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"Everyone talks in circles and everything is a euphemism. I don’t even know the proper names for things.”
Colin helps Pen through the vocabulary of sex.
(Smut with an earnest premise, and with humor and fluff sprinkled throughout)
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08 Jun 2024
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It was in the small moments that Colin first noticed his wife’s continued predilection to sometimes avoid looking at herself in the mirror, as if Penelope could still not quite see the sparkle in every facet of the diamond that was her beauty.
It was time, Colin rather thought, to re-educate her.
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07 Jun 2024
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An Agreement by Royal_Darjeeling
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
22 Apr 2024
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Every Monday (and on special occasions) Penelope took her husband to bed.
It was an agreement, after a year of marriage, that they would finally explore each other for the sake of having a child. It did not mean anything, not at all.
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19 May 2024
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To celebrate 69 days left before the Season 3 premiere, here's some smut! Hope you enjoy :D
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17 Apr 2024
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My Heart Is Thrilled By The Still Of Your Hand by ShirlyGallagher
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
25 Mar 2024
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In the weeks leading up to their wedding Colin scales a tree in the middle of the night to sneak into Penelope's bedroom...
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- Part 1 of Your Secret Is Safe With Me
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17 Apr 2024
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Gale gets what he needs.
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02 Jan 2024
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what if mulder became a vampire after the events of “3”? and then they fucked
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11 Aug 2023
