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"The one drawback to listing Secunit as one of the emergency contacts on her PSUMNT admissions paperwork is the possibility that someone might actually contact it for an emergency someday." Amena's---and Secunit's---collegiate careers in thirteen snippets.
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How I Met Your Asshole Guardian by MercurialFeet
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
21 Apr 2023
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The rogue SecUnit that calls itself Murderbot is on a boring contract when something goes very wrong. It ends up stuck with a kid, hunted by a corporate alliance that wants the kid dead, and reluctantly allied with an asshole research transport that claims to have its best interests in mind.
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"Scenario A: We keep waiting here like dumbasses for rescue.
Likeliest outcome, 99.29% probability: I die, and then you die, and the data is wasted.
Scenario B: You try to drag my mangled body up to the surface.
Likeliest outcome, 99.87%: Your systems fail less than one quarter of the way up, and we die horribly at the same time from impact when you experience catastrophic failure.
Scenario .C: You leave me here and try to make it to the surface by yourself.
Likeliest outcome, 98.12%: Your systems fail before the halfway point, and you die on impact when you fall. I die slowly down here, alone.
[Scenario D: You salvage what you can from my body.
Likeliest outcome, 64.89%: You successfully reach the surface and deliver the data to ART and its humans. Mission casualty ratio is reduced from 100% to 50%, and the colonists are safely retrieved.]"
Yes, 1.0 bolded its preferred scenario, because it thinks I am being dumb.
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Murderbots don't eat. Three discovers a cannibalism taboo anyway.Bookmarked by AxolotlAmalgam
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black hole fantasy by hertzbenign
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
06 Jul 2026
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"What if I help you?" Grace blurts out desperately, sweating even in the coolness of his house as his words finally manage to stop Adrian from storming out.
"What?" Adrian says after a tense moment.
"I can prove it to everyone," Grace says, his heart in his throat. "I'll - I'll make you and Rocky the most celebrated couple on Erid. I promise."
"Stupid human," Adrian hisses. "You would give up your chance for him just like that?"
"Yes," Grace says hoarsely.
"Anything for him."
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Adrian does not like Grace.
Which sucks, really, since Grace loves Adrian's husband and all.
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Something Wild Calls You Home by Raointean
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 Jul 2026
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