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    Finished Artworks of Various Fandoms

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    Kisses across Thedas.

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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Joker would have thought after the whole shit show with the Geth, the Citadel wouldn't just let highly sophisticated robots wander around like this. Even if said sophisticated machine was purported as only a 'mobility assistance mech' for the crippled, but still utterly bad ass pilot of the Normandy. But still... anyone could just look at those completely unnecessary curves, see the glint of mischievousness in her eyes and suddenly it's way too late for you to realize that this robot is so much more than she seems.

    Absolutely no plot whatsoever folks, just an extremely self-indulgent EDI/Joker fluff piece. Because the world needs so much more EDI/Joker, fluff and otherwise, and I'm just doing my humble part. Teen Rating only for swearing.

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    22 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    He dutifully crutches out of the airlock, accompanied by EDI’s mechanical voice intoning, “Mr. Moreau has disembarked.” Traynor’s right, EDI’s acknowledging only his presence. He turns on his heel on the ramp, then comes back through the airlock to “Welcome back, Mr. Moreau.” Her tone is much more mechanical than usual, too.

    Play along.

    And then he suddenly puts it all together. EDI, you’re a fucking genius.

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    One hundred and eighty-one days in drydock on Earth. Joker and EDI figure out how to communicate.

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    22 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    even through the red, halogen-tinted gleam of afterlife, he can make out the pretty flush blooming across her cheeks and down her neck, the sweat beading at her temples. she smells of something smoky- asari incense, perhaps- though there is something even deeper there that makes his mouth run dry.

    syrupy and thick, it nestles itself between her thighs, paints the space between them with warmth. he’s never scented it on her before, but then-

    but then. he’s never had the chance to.

    or: an alternative take on samara's loyalty mission

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    18 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    After Shepard is addled by Morinth's touch, the only way she's able to work out her aggression is with Garrus.

    !!!SUB WHIMPERING GARRUS ALERT!!!

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    15 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    “You’ve been so patient.” With a sharp tug, she pulled Garrus down onto her lap. Her hands slid down his thighs, stopping midway, unable to reach any further, “You really are a magnificent beast, sweetheart.”

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    15 Jul 2026