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    Tim is prepared to take the steps necessary to ensure that Bruce will not feel obligated to adopt Tim when a comatose Jack Drake inevitably dies. But what could be better than preventing Bruce from ending up with a son he doesn't want? Bringing back the one he does.

    Jason agrees to the Replacement's stupid, stupid plan to invite some strange adult man he's never met to come live with him, if only to keep the idiot alive long enough for him to serve his purpose in the Great Red Hood Revenge Scheme.

    Might this new roommate situation have an impact on either of their worldviews? Surely not...

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “Are you an organ thief?”

    Robin made a choking sound.

    “An organ thief?” Batman repeated, and now he sounded a little amused.

    Tim nodded once, which was a mistake, because the pier rolled unnaturally under his feet.

    “Important screening question,” he said.

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    Tim is high on pain meds, but is he going to let that stop him from saving Batman and Robin? Of course not.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “Oh no,” Tim deadpans, looking straight at the camera. “I’ve been kidnapped. Whatever shall I do.”

    Tim wants to ditch the quarterly WE board meeting. Jason wants cash. There is a painfully obvious solution here.

     

    Or; Jason kidnaps Tim for ransom whenever it's convenient. Bruce just wishes they’d both ask him for things normally, like regular people.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “So!” Dick says with great fanfare, throwing himself across Bruce’s designated chair with nary a care in the world.

    The Justice League look on with a mix of befuddled awe, like they’ve never seen a child dressed up like a traffic light before. Which they haven't. Bruce mentally steels himself as Dick clears his throat. “Why am I here, you ask? Well, when two people love one another very, very much-”

    “You’re adopted.” Bruce says.

    Or; Bruce lets Dick attend a Justice League meeting on the Watchtower. Bruce has regrets.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Tim gets de-aged, and tells absolutely no one.

    He also, in no particular order, gets therapy, does a lot of crime, channels his inner cyberbully, steals another Batmobile, moves to Metropolis (temporarily), causes an Arkham breakout, gets kidnapped, kidnaps someone else, and accidentally becomes a supervillain somewhere along the way.

    Parental supervision is for losers.

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    08 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch2