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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    Ray gets blackout drunk and wakes up in a rich stranger’s house.

    Gerard definitely didn’t plan on bringing a drunk 24-year-old home from a bar—but he also didn’t plan on agreeing to a date afterward.

    Between awkward flirting, questionable decisions, and miscommunication, they both somehow make it work.

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    15 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    “I never said you had to do it. You can get the fugly pumpkin and I’ll get a nice one and I’ll give it a little face.” He hums happily. Joe stops walking, consequently causing Andy to stop too. “What?” he asks.

    “Has anyone ever told you that you’re adorable?”

    Andy rolls his eyes fondly, “Yeah you, quite often actually.”

    “I’m so smart,” Joe says.

    “You are,” Andy agrees. “And the fact that you just stopped everything to tell me I’m adorable makes you adorable.”

    Joe gasps and laments, “You’re making me soft, Hurley!”

    “Good,” Andy says, “You deserve to be soft,” and then he starts tugging Joe along again.

    Or, Trohley goes to a pumpkin patch. Modern era.

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    13 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    "But it’s just a crush, or whatever. It’s just Andy being stupid and Joe being gorgeous. He’s Andy’s best friend first, and always will be. Andy’s stupid, silly fantasies go on the back burner."

     

    A tale of crappy birthdays.

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    12 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Nearing his forties, Andy is pretty much content in his life as owner and baker at the Sweetheart's Inn. He has his friends, his job, and guests to take care of. It takes a carefree, loudmouthed rockstar/magnet for minor disasters to show him he hasn't been living. Slowly, Andy begins to rediscover himself, even the parts he'd like to stay buried.

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    08 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    “There is no dick sucking part!”

    “No, but it’s implied!” Joe insists. Maybe Patrick isn’t getting it because he can’t see what they see. So, naturally, he should model it.

    Right?

    Andy is the furthest from him, more space to slide, he figures, so he does a little jog and drops to his knees in front of Andy.

    It is.. quite the view. Andy is still sweaty from the show.

    Andy laughs and crosses his arms, stares down at him. “It is very blowjob-esque,” he comments, “Maybe you should lean into that more.” And he’s talking to Pete and Patrick but goddamn is he looking at Joe.

    Or, Joe and Andy won't stop teasing Pete and Patrick about the whole stage gay thing. Suddenly, it isn't really a joke anymore. Alternatively titled "Trohley Petericks too close to the sun"

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    06 Jul 2026