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Draco Malfoy knows better than to pick up unknown magical artifacts.
He also knows better than to attempt to drown his problems in a bottle.
But can you blame a wizard for disregarding the latter when there’s a hideous tattoo burned into his forearm and an impossible task weighing on his shoulders?
And taking that in consideration, can you really blame him for disregarding the former?
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Dudley’s life is turned on its head when he’s attacked by a dementor. Dudley doesn’t think he’ll ever be able to scrub the image from his head, the fetid hand reaching out, the rotted face, the gaping mouth that seemed to suck the very life from his...
And things only get worse as it becomes apparent that he shouldn’t have been able to see that horrible creature in the first place, and is introduced to a world he realizes too late that he never should have been jealous of. -
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Draco stumbles upon a prisoner at Malfoy Manor the summer after 6th. What begins as a curiosity leads him on an unexpected path towards something that looks a little bit like redemption.
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Just a few sketches of Dudley & Draco
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"...come over to the right side, Draco ... you are not a killer ..."
Up in the Astronomy Tower, that fateful night, Draco Malfoy falters and inadvertently takes Dumbledore’s offer for sanctuary.
Meanwhile, the Dursley’s prepare to leave behind their comfortable life on Privet Drive to relocate to a better protected household.
What results is a story of this unlikely pair, trying to navigate their hormones, the war, and their colliding worlds.
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Harry and Draco are sent undercover as a married couple to investigate a dodgy Muggle love cult. Something evil is lurking in Glastonbury… but to get to it, the reluctant partners must be initiated first. And this is, after all, a love cult…
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21 Jun 2026
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Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint are coworkers at Albus Construction. Flint is obnoxious, stupid, and a terrible asshole, but, well... he's kinda really hot, too. When Oliver finally accepts an invite to Flint's post-dodgeball barbecue at Percy's behest, he's not thrilled about it, but he'll make the most of things.
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19 Jun 2026
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The Discreet Gentleman's Connection by pluto (gayrights420)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Sep 2023
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The Discreet Gentleman’s Connection is the number one choice for discerning gentlewizards, offering only the finest floo call connections.
Crave the voice of another man? We’ll connect you. Securely. Anonymously. Discreetly.
Five Galleons per call.
Warning:
The company is not liable for damages if the user discovers that they’ve been having anonymous floo-sex with their lifelong enemy.
Nor is the company liable for damages if the user ends the call without revealing their own identity, intending to forget this whole thing ever happened.
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08 Jun 2026
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“Well, even if we went through with it, it wouldn’t work. But thanks for the grand heroic rushing in. A certain element of purity is needed to break it." Malfoy licks his lips, "You’d have to be a virgin.”
Harry keeps every muscle on his face particularly still, hoping it looks to Malfoy as absolutely blank as it feels to him. Half a minute passes.
“No,” Malfoy, already doing a poor job of sitting normally on his chair, bends in half, nearly falling out of it. He’s laughing. “No, Potter, no. No- don’t- you’re twenty-five years old!”
“And?” Harry asks, heat staining his face.
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Malfoy has a problem, Harry wants to help.
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07 Jun 2026
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The Sleeping Beauty Curse by who_la_hoop for magpie_fngrl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2017
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When Draco Malfoy falls into a cursed sleep and can only be woken – at least, according to the Daily Prophet, that impeccable source of truth – by ‘true love’s kiss’, Harry Potter knows there’s no way on earth he’s the answer to this particular riddle. Is he . . .?
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31 May 2026