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    The "Escape the Circus" adventure could've gone better. It'd be easier to take if it weren't part of a trend.

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    10 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Vendetta decides to create a group for work purposes, but overestimates the general iq of her workforce.

    Aka I wanted to make a chatfic with them and explore the new Talon dynamic, I am also very obsessed with Emre.

    Recommend reading in entire work form, but it's your choice!

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    07 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 74

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    Approximately half of Hell's population bleeds once a month, a carryover from their time on Earth. An enterprising cannibal might take advantage of such a feast.
    And when angelic blood becomes part of the menu? Oh, this will be fun.

    (In which Alastor eats everyone's periods, and learns some things about himself along the way.)

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    29 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Another mind-numbing event gets a little more interesting when Alastor is accidentally dosed with something. They're stuck at the party for a bit, so Lucifer has to help him handle it.

    Part 1 of 2. Continues on Day 20!

    Like the last 2 part day, part 1 is pretty self-contained.

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    31 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    Charlie felt an undeniable, subtle change in her trousers. Vaggie’s breath audibly hitched beside her.
    Across the room, the cards flew in the air. Husk yelled “What the FUCK!?” and looked down, appalled.
    Lucifer furrowed his brow and shifted his hips experimentally.
    Niffty fell off the barstool, tried to scuttle forward, and immediately tripped over something pale and fleshy, protruding from beneath her dress. Was that a-
    “HEY!” Angel yelled, picking the maid up by her armpits and holding her aloft, revealing to all and sundry the undeniable penis swinging between her tiny legs. “Fuck, not again! Why'd YOU hafta get my dick?"

    (In which everyone swaps genitals for twelve hours, because of reasons. Shenanigans ensue.)

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    17 Dec 2025